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Today in geometry, this guy was going on a rant about how we waste paper and it’s killing trees and I was getting really annoyed and turn around and yell “YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE WAS A WASTE OF PAPER!” and the class got really quiet and then you hear my teacher go ohhhhh snap she went there
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psychological fact
If you accidentally make eye contact with someone around the room that means they want to have a pokemon battle with you.
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"The Fuck?" (A "Nightmare Before Christmas" Parody)
This morning, the lovely and talented jawlinesandcheekbones asked if she could use the bit of derpery I spewed out in 5 minutes wrote for this post for a recording. “Sure,” I said, “but that’s just the first verse. Don’t you want the whole song?” So here it is— a full parody. :3
Have fun trying to sing along. This song is an impossible tongue-twister. XD;
To the tune of “What’s This”~
The fuck? The fuck?
The fuck is in the air?
The fuck? There’s white shit everywhere~
The fuck? I must be fuckin’ baked
And this shit fake
But what the hell did I just take?
The fuck?
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LYSANDEER
deer
deer
deer
deer
deer
dEER
DEER
D E E R
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Rip out my character's heart in one sentence.
(◡‿◡✿) Break him
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I don’t know why but this pictures makes me giggle too
pokemon-fans.tumblr.com
pokemonfans.net
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I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
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¿Would you like to see something strange?
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when someone do a draw for u
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"....."
"I hope you two are happy..."
but castile and nathaniel are married right?
"No. Dude, we’re all still in High School!"
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