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Aussie mutuals, if you know what you have to do.

USA and Australia fit together almost perfectly.

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Cub: We’re off to send some mail, ladies and gentlemen! This is the first time I’ve sent mail to somebody, except when I sent Etho a wooden hoe named “Your Mom”

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i will never get over how s8 gem found a nice couple of friends in the woods and started building a little cottage next to them meanwhile s8 pearl stumbled onto 4 unhinged chaotic idiots who forced her to jump in a tower of boats

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Blorbo from my Shows, but pls consider: Ren is great. He loves drama. He can ham it up. Asked his right-hand-man to kill him in a Hardcore series so he could come back to life as a bloodthirsty maniac, and the guy did it. Almost died to a sith lord on Hermitcraft Season 7 in the finale and got himself rescued by a weed-smonking, space-van-driving hippie called Renbob (also him). He's building a little alien biome this season around his little Gigacorp base, with plants called "squirtapods" that make acid pools around the landscape. He's cool as hell, he'd be amazing on Empires, and if Martyn comes too they'll do something incredibly gay against, vote Ren.

Side two | Round #2

Propaganda

Eret

  they killed a man in their own faction just for money in pirates smp, and also created fleshmingos. think of the fleshmingos!

just think of all the other very normal things they could do as an emperor!

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she'd be a totally fine and normal emperor not unhinged or bloodthirsty or anything. please

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They're just my little guy, my little scrunkly, totally won't commit war crimes against another empire.

I also just think Eret should get to be on a server that won't ignore her like late-stage DSMP did

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she can build she’s a lil silly

Rendog

  Look at him he want to make a gigacorp sponsored empire so much

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Distant Utopia - from ひきだしにテラリウム (Terrarium in a Drawer) by Ryoko Kui

now that Dungeon Meshi has an official English translation, i hope someday Kui’s other work will get translated too. this anthology was really good, and this story was one of my favorites

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You mean to tell me that Grian actually named his bow “his charm and good looks” canonically with his whole entire grick? You mean to tell me he ACTUALLY killed Scar and it showed up in chat as “Goodtimewithscar was killed by Grian using his charm and good looks” ??? Right in front of every other hermit on this good christian minecraft server??????? What in the homosexuality is going on I thought that was a fan edit,,,,,,

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hermitcraft “fun facts” are so hilarious because they’re always like

etho created the hopper clock! ⏰

xizuma created bedwars! 🛏️

cubfan is a published astrophysicist.

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Etho also with an Ethoslab binder (April 1st gift from Joel)

bdoubleo with the ethoslab binder. just saying

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Hoimicraf

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this is so funny to me for some reason. grian being a filthy millennial at etho, to etho's despair,

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probably shitty worldbuilding idea: fantasy world that keeps going

#Minecraft #Also probably space exploration if we meet other aliens who we can talk to

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Non-redstone trying to redstone: the magic of the glowing red ores is one of the great mysteries of the world that few have mastered. But with careful study, observation, and practice I too may be able to harness its powers

Literally anyone trying to use an armor stand: Cleo is a witch and if I touch their spell book I will die or be haunted for the rest of my days by the aftershocks of magic I will never comprehend

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Quite possibly the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life

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Poor Grian, he just want some netherite, bro!

Mumbo really hit the Jackpot.

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i made pearlescentmoon's starter base out of lego!!

#OP I love you

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I feel like more people should be talking about RTGame’s Minecraft series. Like, seriously. Amongst all the hustle and bustle of Hermitcraft and the angst of the QSMP and whatever else is going on, it’s really refreshing to just watch a man play Minecraft. No story, no lore, no end goal, just rediscovering a game he walked away from years ago.

It feels like watching your baby cousin play Minecraft for the first time, waiting for what Skizzleman calls The Click- the moment when you realize just how much potential this game has. We’ve all had that Click, but you’re excited to see what makes said metaphorical cousin really understand what Minecraft can do. It’s that experience, just with a 29 year old man who is so full of wonder and determination.

Also, it’s just really fucking funny? Like as much as it is a heartfelt and refreshing perspective on Minecraft, it’s also a series he’s running on Twitch, so he’s gotta crack jokes. And RT is very very very funny. Man has a level of audacity that just makes you laugh in shock. He laughs at danger. He works off of spite. His chat goes along with it, builds off his antics. He jokes about Minecraft Diamonds and refuses to be normal about it it’s great.

Anyways: watch RT’s Minecraft series, and while you’re at it, watch RTGame bc Yeah :3