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When I tell you I snorted!

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“Wait if I sheath my sword will he not attac-DID THIS TWINK JUST SLAP ME?!”

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Oh boy am I pissed off about having to participate in capitalist America

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“This bear dug a sitting pit to watch her favorite duckies”

(via)

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Life of Crocodile

via https://imgur.com/gallery/mG5O6pR

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Somebody give me creative reigns for a TV show. Picture this - Elvira and Dolly Parton starring side-by-side as twin sisters, both witches from humble roots. They’ve each lived wild lives independently and with a little huffy hostility towards each other, following different paths to become powerful enchantresses. As they reach old age, they realize the only thing they can’t replace with magic…. is family. 

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I’m sure that having protestors outside their house must be uncomfortable for Supreme Court Justices, perhaps even something they wish they could get rid of. But they’ve already made their decision, and now must bring it to term. Maybe this wouldn’t be happening to them if they had been a little more responsible with their earlier behavior.

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“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next

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instead of a brain there is a mini haunted house in my head

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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

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still so charmed by the way rose tyler is so unapologetically lower class without the narrative like. consistently telling you that. it’s all stuff you see between her flat and her bottle blonde hair with roots poking through and and her clumpy mascara and her clothes that don’t fit quite right and her passion for looking out for the underdog. it’s just so refreshing to have the protagonist of a show not be so squeaky clean and polished or a complete antihero but just some completely normal girl shaped by the way she grew up

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