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roxieroad · 5 years
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men who can’t maintain platonic friendships w women can’t be trusted lol
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roxieroad · 5 years
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Reblog if you're a cuddler.
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roxieroad · 5 years
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As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.
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roxieroad · 5 years
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Y’all know that like…. being fat isn’t bad right
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roxieroad · 6 years
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I wish Ari would do acting again :(
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roxieroad · 6 years
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John Mulaney stops by The Tonight Show
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roxieroad · 7 years
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Happy Grandparents Day from Pixar’s Coco!
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roxieroad · 7 years
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And thank you, Mr. Mosby. For taking care of me all these years.
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roxieroad · 7 years
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friends: you literally laugh at everything what the fuck
me: no I don’t
also me: guys this image is so funny
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roxieroad · 7 years
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REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING
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roxieroad · 7 years
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Slut
So, i grew up in a society where slut shamming is normal. Like a girl is wearing short shorts, shes a slut, a girl is wearing tight clothing, shes a slut. And the thing is wearing something conservative can get you called a slut too, but whats worse then slut shamming because of the clothes a person chooses to wear, is we slut shame when a girl gets raped. If the girl was wearing a pair of shorts and a tank top, it was her fault because she was provoking the guy, "asking for it, if you will. But, ive also seen it be where a girl was wearing a long sleeve turtle neck and a pair or jeans, and it is still her fault, why you may ask, because she was not showing enough and the guy wanted to know what was under those clothes. Blaming the victum is so common now that if a guy rapes her and she intends to press charges, that guy will try to press charges against her for "destruction of character" to get her to stop. And more often then not, it works. Rape should not be acceptable. We also shouldn't ask what the victum was wearing, because that does not apply to why she was raped. Instead, we should try and help her by getting her the medical attention she needs, taking her to a therapist to talk it out, anything you can do to help her and to get that rape criminal behind bars, end of story.
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roxieroad · 8 years
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The Question We Always Ask Ourselves 💭 (Feat. Jim Cummings)
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roxieroad · 8 years
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Fruit for the mind
Look in the mirror and what do you see? A happy person? Great A sad person? Well that's okay. Just because you're not happy doesn't mean your emotions are any less valuable then the person who is happy Don't compair yourself to people who are happy. It'll only make it worse. You're not that person, you have a completely different life then them. And that's okay. You're allowed to be sad. Don't let anyone tell you different
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roxieroad · 8 years
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im horny but like… horny for a successful future full of happiness and satisfaction with the person ive become
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roxieroad · 8 years
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Relatable "Well, shit" "Haha, that sucks" "WTF dude" "Go fuck yourself"
Everyone
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roxieroad · 8 years
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things i’m fucking stellar at:
procrastinating
having really bad posture
wishing i was rich
never hanging up my clothes
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