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they're expecting! :D

#look. dont. dont ask. this image has brought many gigglefests #killer croc sensible collared shirt #scarecroc #scarecrow #killer croc #batman #jonathan crane #waylon jones #mine

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#AHHH CUTE

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low on morale is anyone secretly in love with me

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poptropica youtube tutorial

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Dean Pelton when someone asks if he's gay

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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO

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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO

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one must imagine sisyphus bouncing on it and moaning

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Jolly guy

#YAY <3

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Hell yeah brother

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Reminder

For people with OCD, Cluster B disorders and other ND conditions that cause intense guilt:

You are human. Hurting others is an inevitable part of the human condition. It's how you react to the harm you've done that defines you. You can grow, you're worth loving, you're worth knowing, you're worth supporting. Please don't condemn yourself for being imperfect in an age that demands perfection.

You are not a monster.

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can't sub because I can never show weakness. can't dom because I would never take freedom from another soul. my unbreakable warriors code means I will never fuck. maybe I could suck on it as long as I get to hold my mithril dagger for safety

TRANSGENDER ELF WOMAN, SUDDENLY LESS HORNY THAN ANYONE HAS EVER BEEN: ok

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love how crocodiles evolved like tens of millions of years ago and then were just like "boom. got it in one. dangerous log. that's my thing" and have been kicking it ever since

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Mommy needs to be honest kitten. You're not a kitten, you're a puppy, I know. Actually, that's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about. You've let this whole puppygirl thing completely take over our sex life and to be honest it's not really clear to me that you really enjoy it anymore. You really seem stuck in a short-term hedonic spiral from posting about it on tumblr and getting likes. And I know it's hard to get out of that kind of thing but it's really been getting out of control. You said "we're trying for puppies" to my best friend of 15 years. Seriously? How the fuck am I supposed to live that down? No one was laughing. The room was dead silent and I wanted to sink into the floor. And this was days after I was crying my eyes out over the infertility stuff. So you came across as kind of an asshole on top of it. Yeah, I know you didn't mean it like that but you can only point to "bourgeois morality" so many times before it starts to feel like you're just saying "I'm sorry you got offended" you know? Like every time I try to express that some basic social decorum is necessary to preserve relationships I care about you start misquoting Bakunin. And like look you have a lot of positive qualities but I don't think this is working anymore. We both know it hasn't been good for a long time.