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ok next year i have got to get normal

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please take a break!!!!

take a little bit of time to sit up and stretch your shoulders !!! 🙌

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⠀⠀▬ ʙᴜᴛᴛᴇʀᴄᴜᴘ • ᴠᴍɪɴ : * ✧ · ゚: ⠀⠀♡ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴏʀ ʀᴇʙʟᴏɢ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴜsᴇ/sᴀᴠᴇ｡ ⠀⠀♡ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴘᴏsᴛ ᴍʏ ᴇᴅɪᴛs｡

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AIRPLANE  Jhope desktop wallpaper

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oh to be a statue of a goddess covered in moss, somewhere in the garden of the enchanted ruins the castle left behind, for birds to take rest on my shoulders and for animals to sleep in front of my feet, for no ordinary humans to be reached

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bookshops, coffeeshops and libraries are calming for the mind

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me consuming fictional work after fictional work to distract myself from the fact that i exist: i can have little a escapism. as a treat.

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Mo Dao Zu Shi (魔道祖师) as movie posters

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you need to start being kinder to yourself

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sorry but to love another person is to see the face of god?

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이 밤 (2019) sung by Jin — prod. by Slow Rabbit — listen here  — original post

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i really really mean it please write muslim characters, it’s really not that daunting literally all you have to do is throw in a few casual qualities.

have them squint uncertainly at the meat options in a restaurant and ask if there’s pork in the sandwich. have them mention on the phone “oh, i’m gonna stop by the mosque first for prayer but i’ll be there soon.” have your hijabi girls squeal over cute scarves in mall store windows and swoon over sparkly pins. have them kindly reject a glass of water and say “oh, i’m fasting today.”

just don’t make their religion their only defining aspect. like??

for most women, wearing hijab is about as casual as wearing a shirt or pants. give me a badass woman on a mission to save the world just like you’d write literally any other badass woman on a mission to save the world— this one just happens to keep her hair in a headscarf and is careful not to eat certain foods?

and not all muslim women wear scarves, a lot of them just choose not to or they decide not right now but they’ll do it later? like, give me a girl who’s absolutely determined to break a world record and halfway through the story she shows up in a headscarf for the first time and it’s no big deal. 

give me a kid who’s on the search for an ancient magical artifact and also they get anxious at some point cause they’re busy but prayer’s gonna start soon and they don’t wanna miss it. have them whip out their phone and search for the nearest mosque. have them find some quiet place to pray alone, like in the corner of a hotel room they just booked while their travel companion’s watching TV with the volume turned down low.

just?? do a bit of research (when are the prayer times, when is ramadan, what are halal foods, mosques in texas, etc.) and write!!! muslim!!! characters!!!

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You know what I don’t get?  When fanfic authors apologize for long chapters.  It’s like?  You gave me bonus content, for free, and you’re sorry about it?  Bruh.  I have already named my firstborn after you.  Dude.

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i'm           so      

                       fucking     

    done                       with   

                      all               this 

                     bullshit

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25 Times Jikook Said Things They Probably Shouldn’t Have

1. Dec 24, 2015 VLive

Jimin: Do you have any desires?

Jungkook: *points to Jimin*

Jimin: *laughs* Say something!

Jungkook: *addresses camera* I believe you know what I mean.

2. Dec. 15, 2016 VLive

Jimin: *tries to escape Eat Jin VLive*

Jungkook: *catches him and says in a low voice* Where do you think you’re running off to?

3. BON VOYAGE Season 2

Jungkook: *to Jimin* Let’s Go! Baby, let’s go!

4. April 22, 2017 VLive

Jungkook: *plays Lie loudly to lure Jimin to his room*

Jimin: I could hear you all the way from my room.

Jungkook: That was my intention.

5. Nov. 19, 2017 VLive

Jungkook: The reason I wasn’t nervous was… *looks at Jimin and puts his hand on Jimin’s shoulder*

Jimin: I see! *claps once*

Jungkook: *gets embarrassed*

Suga: You weren’t nervous.

RM: You weren’t nervous. That’s too bad. Jungkook: *tries to do damage control* Because of A-a-army…

Jimin: *laughs and briefly caresses Jungkook’s neck*

6. Dec. 8, 2017 VLive

Jungkook: *sniffing* Do you smell something burning?

Jimin: *sniffing back* Sorry. Nope. Jungkook: My heart is burning.

Jimin: *cringes and laughs simultaneously*

7. BON VOYAGE Season 3

Jimin: Are you feeling hot?

Jungkook: *nods*

Jimin: Me too. *singing Serendipity* You are me, I am you.

Jimin and Jungkook: *touch fingertips*

Jimin: As expected you feel the same as me. I’m feeling hot and you’re feeling hot too.

(Me imagining RM’s thoughts while he walks behind them): It’s summer and we’re in Malta! Everyone’s hot!

8. Run BTS! 2019 - EP. 61

Jungkook: *after getting the same score* Destiny? *holds out hand*

Jimin: *daintily takes hand* I told you. You are me, I am you.

9. February 17, 2019 VLive

Jimin: *for Hobi’s late night birthday at their hotel* I’ve been telling Jungkook that I might not be able to wake up. I should set my alarm, right?

Jungkook: Yeah, he-

RM: Happy birthday, J-Hope!

10. American Hustle Life

Jimin: *to Jungkook* Okay, baby. 30 pushups.

11. Arrested Interview

Jimin: I wanted to be a police officer. RM: *translates*

Jungkook: Please arrest me!

BTS:

RM: Okay… *doesn’t translate*

12. Japan Interview

Interviewer: What’s the most memorable moment from Japan?

Jungkook: *in Japanese* When me and Jimin travelled together…

Hobi: Oh interesting. *passes him something and acts like he wants to move on*

Jungkook: Can I say it in Korean?

BTS: Yes.

Jungkook: We should wake up early the next day, because we had a lot of things to do. But Jimin-hyung… he played on his phone until 5am.

BTS:

RM: Ohh.

Jungkook: *nods once* So, we should have woke up at 9am but when we woke up it was already 12pm.

BTS:

13. Shameless Interview

Jungkook: *reading question* Please talk about what you like about Jimin.

RM and Hobi: *encourage him to say something*

Jungkook: *stares at Jimin for a bit* Shamelessness/Boldness.

Jin: Being shameless is nice. That’s my favorite thing.

Jimin: *licks fingers* I’m shameless?

RM: How is he shameless?

Jimin: I’m totally not shameless.

Jungkook: He’s being shameless right now.

Jin: That’s right.

Jungkook: These days he’s quite shameless.

Jimin: That’s why recently you like me even more? *smiles flirtatiously at Jungkook*

Jungkook: *stares at Jimin for a bit again, then nods like a broken robot*

Hobi: Is that all?

Jungkook: *stares at Jimin lovingly* He takes good care of me.

RM: All of a sudden?

Jin: That’s important.

Taehyung: Is there someone here who doesn’t take good care of you?

Jungkook: *looks around the table* No. There’s no one. The members all are nice towards me… Ahhhhhh! *smiles and waves hands awkwardly*

14. Sky People Interview

Interviewer: Is there anything you want to do that you might not get to do?

Jungkook: Recording.

RM: Recording what?

Jungkook: Sky. *gestures towards Jimin* People.

15. Holy Interview

Jimin: We can’t predict where it comes from, so please pay more attention to Jungkook’s flowing sweat. If you pay more attention to that, you will see beautiful holy water flowing down from Jungkook’s chin.

16. I like my… Interview

Jungkook: I like my… *points at Jimin for a bit too long* Voice. *finally pointing away*

Jimin: Oh. *nods and smiles*

BTS: Ohh. *palpable relief*

17. Entertainment Weekly Interview

Jungkook: *explains that he got into directing because videos allow him to express his messages clearer than photos do*

Jimin: Jungkook took a video of us going together on a trip, and I really like it.

18. Baby Jimin and Baby Jungkook Vlog

Jimin: Lately I’ve been going crazy because I can’t stop thinking about Jungkook.

19. Birthday Boyfriend Bangtan Bomb

Jungkook: *making a poem with the word Army* Ah, I’ve thought about it. *looks at Jimin, then back at the camera smiling* I will be your future boyfriend.

Jimin: *throws balled up paper napkin at him, laughing*

20. That VLive: Aug. 29, 2018

Jungkook: *to Jimin* …Dangshin…

21. Best of Jungkookie Fan Sign

Jimin: *singing his own version of Best of Me* Stop all this misfortune and bring me Jungkookie.

22. Soft But Not Soft Fan Sign

Jungkook: *playing with a banana stuffed toy*

Jimin: Jungkook-ah, why are you touching it like that? It’s too… too soft.

23. But How Do You Know That Fan Sign

Jimin: *reading a fan’s question* Did you wear convenience store underwear today?

Jungkook: *smiling* Jiminie did not wear convenience store underwear today.

24. Jimin-ssi Even When You Sleep Fan Sign

Jimin: *talking about Jungkook* He keeps calling me “Jimin-ssi” when eating and sleeping and now every time I’m watching a video I keep hearing “Jimin-ssi”.

25. Pretty Much Everywhere

No one:

Jungkook: JIMIN-SSI!

I did my best at correctly writing down the translations. As you can see, I started out so serious with the titles but once I got to the Arrest Me Incident I started having way too much fun with them. Honestly, there’s so much more they probably shouldn’t have said, but this is too long as it is ✊

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love, guaranteed | kth

summary: with the celestial ball quickly approaching, kim taehyung is horrified to find out that you, his best friend, are dateless. to remedy this, he initiates The Match Project, a matchmaking service designed to find the most optimal date. to you, it’s an opportunity to meet someone else so you can stop pining after your clueless best friend. to him, it’s an opportunity to finally, once and for all, tell you how he feels.

{hogwarts!au, friends to lovers!au}

pairing: kim taehyung x reader word count: 11k genre: fluff + light, slow angst warnings: this is an idiots to lovers fic a/n: [distant screaming] [police sirens] oh god what is this !!! it couldn’t be…. a … a fic ?????? just kidding, it is! just a reminder that i am still on hiatus and will be for another month, so inactivity should be expected. other than that, i am on break this week so i figured that while the inspo was rolling i’d write something !!! only jungkook’s au left and then we’re done .. my god…..

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