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how on fucking earth

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I’m thankful for my 10th grade history teacher because:

“I have to teach the book.” He said. “You have to read it and I have to give a test on it to make sure you know what’s in it.”

“Okay,” we said. “This is what school is.”

He also said “but I don’t have any rules that say I can’t teach you more than one book.”

“But this isn’t English class,” we complained.

“No it’s not,” he replied as he handed out photocopies of a different book I do not have the name of. I would learn later that he paid for the photocopies himself, because he could not afford to buy a set of books for us, and the school wouldn’t help. We had to turn in the photocopies at the end of the lesson. He’d done this for years, and the packets of paper were sets of folders containing well read photocopies and some pages were crumbly and he’d replace whole packets or pages in a single packet at a time. He had a whole cabinet full of these folders, broke down by chapter, out of a different book. Some of the packets included photocopies from more than one book, some news articles, a couple academic papers. We were not always required to read those, but we were promised extra credit if we did.

“Write me an essay,” he’d say.

“Ugh,” we groaned. “What about?”

“The differences between what’s in the packet and what’s in your books.”

And we would. He’d accept full essays and he’d accept a simple list of differences, but that was always an assignment. Point out the differences.

“Which fact do you believe?” He would ask us.

“The packet,” we’d answer.

“Why?” He’d ask.

“Because they don’t want us to have them,” we’d answer.

“Good,” he’s smile. “With this chapter, I’m not going to give you a packet. I want you to make your own packet based on the information in this chapter in your government supplied textbook.”

“Ugh,” we groaned.

But we learned how to do some simple research, and we were told that Wikipedia could be edited by anyone, but everyone that edited had to present sources. We had to come up with twenty pages worth of extra information on the chapter in our textbook. The textbook’s chapter was something like ten pages long. We had to do our essay/lists on what was left out/added/changed. It was a good two week long project.

“Why am I making you do this?”

“Because it’s busy work,” someone answered.

He frowned. “Because one day you’ll be presented something as fact and you’ll have to decide if it is fact or not.”

“How do we know the difference?”

“Maybe one day one of you will grow up and be able to give a simple answer to that question because I don’t have that answer.”

“You just didn’t want to do the work to make a packet yourself, huh?”

He smiled. “That is an advantage to having minions.”

And then he laughed like an evil vampire and we watched a movie.

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my friend is studying for the mcat and was just trying to explain to me about heat transfer and she said ‘you know, like the reason you get cold when you go outside on a freezing day is that your tiny human body is trying to warm up the entire universe’ and i think that’s the best thing i have ever heard

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“Morning After” starters

as requested by anon. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

Sexy

“Feel like another round?”

“You were great last night…”

“Wow, you look even better in the daylight.”

“My clothes look better on you than they do on me.”

“I had no idea you were into that stuff…I’m glad I found out.”

“We didn’t even get to use the toys last night.”

“You should play with my hair some more…”

“I don’t remember ever having this many hickeys. But I don’t mind.”

“That was a workout.”

“I don’t know your name. But you can share it with me, so I know what to scream this time.”

“The fun doesn’t have to end.”

“I think I can convince you to stay…”

“Don’t pretend like you’re asleep. Should I find a way to wake you up?~”

“We could order pizza and just stay like this all day.”

“I love your bedhead.”

Awkward

“Oh no…what did we do?”

“Hi! You need to leave.”

“I’m sorry…who are you?”

“Ugh…I drank so much.”

“I can’t believe I did this again.” / “I can’t believe we did this again.”

“Where are your clothes?”

“…I’m sore in such weird places.”

“Hey, sorry! I’m gonna go. Right now.”

“You didn’t seem like you were having such a bad time last night.”

“Someone’s coming. Is that your mom/partner/spouse/etc.?”

“I think this was a mistake.”

“*trying to sneak out while half-dressed*”

“Your foot is in my face.”

“Did we use protection?”

“*sees ___ and screams*”

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*   𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒  𝐁𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐒  𝐋𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐂  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 .

SUCKER .

‘  we  go  together  better  than  birds  of  a  feather ,  you  and  me .  ’

‘  i’m  feelin’  heat  in  december  when  you’re  around  me .  ’

‘  i  follow  you  throw  the  dark .  ’

‘  i  can’t  get  enough .  ’

‘  i’m  a  sucker  for  you .  ’

‘  you  say  the  word  and  i’ll  go  anywhere  blindly .  ’

‘  i  know  you  and  you  know  everything  about  me .  ’

‘  you’re  making  the  typical  me  break  my  typical  rules .  ’

COOL .

‘  dammit ,  i’m  feeling  so  cool .  ’

‘  i’m  feeling  high  like  a  late  night  summer  of  last  year .  ’

‘  standing  there  with  a  red  dress  on  ya ,  a  killer  queen .  ’

‘  is  it  me  or  am  i  just  having  a  good  year ?  ’

‘  lately  i’ve  been  feelin’  so  cool .  ’

‘  now  that  we’ve  made  it ,  how  complicated  was  last  year ?  ’

‘  when  i  grow  up ,  i  wanna  be  just  like  me .  ’

ONLY  HUMAN .

‘  i  don’t  want  this  night  to  end .  ’

‘  it’s  closing  time ,  so  leave  with  me  again .  ’

‘  let’s  find  a  place  where  happiness  begins .  ’

‘  hurts  when  i’m  leaving  you .  ’

‘  it’s  only  human ,  you  know  that  it’s  real .  ’

‘  why  would  you  fight  or  try  to  deny  the  way  that  you  feel ?  ’

‘  only  getting  up  to  close  the  blinds .  ’

‘  leaving  now  just  don’t  feel  right .  ’

‘  let’s  do  it  one  more  time .  ’

I  BELIEVE .

‘  i’m  here  to  stay  through  the  good  and  the  bad  times .  ’

‘  you  send  me  to  space .  ’

‘  you’re  mine .  ’

‘  you  show  me  something  i  can’t  live  without .  ’

‘  when  you  hold  me ,  it’s  like  heaven  coming  down .  ’

‘  now  that  i  got  you  close ,  i’m  alright .  ’

‘  i’m  glad  that  you  found  me .  ’

‘  doesn’t  matter  anymore  now  i  got  you  here  with  me .  ’

‘  nothing  matters  any  longer  now  i  got  you  here  with  me .  ’

USED  TO  BE .

‘  you  used  to  be  the  one  i  love .  ’

‘  i’m  the  only  one  you  know  that’ll  listen .  ’

‘  lately  i  don’t  even  know  you .  ’

‘  oh  my  god .  baby ,  if  it’s  what  you  want …  ’

‘  i  just  wanna  see  you  happy .  ’

‘  i  don’t  lie  even  though  you’re  not  mine .  ’

‘  we  had  love ,  now  it  don’t  matter .  ’

‘  you  just  thought  you  could  do  better ,  so  do  better .  ’

‘  so  tired  of  chasing  all  your  demons .  ’

‘  little  late  if  you  ask  me ,  but  you  know  i’ll  come  around  if  you  ask  me .  ’

EVERY  SINGLE  TIME .

‘  call  me  up  and  say  you’re  needin’  my  love .  ’

‘  now  you’re  leaving  like  you  never  even  needed  my  love .  ’

‘  so  much  you  left  between  us ,  but  you  don’t  ever  think  about  us .  ’

‘  why  do  i  want  you  even  though  you  make  it  hard  and  i  don’t  want  to ?  ’

‘  now  i’m  out  here  catching  feelings  like  i  want  you ,  but  all  you  ever  do  is  look  away .  ’

‘  every  single  time  i  keep  on  coming  back  to  you .  ’

‘  you’re  always  on  my  mind ,  doesn’t  matter  what  i  do .  ’

‘  if  loving  you’s  a  crime  then  i  won’t  keep  my  love  locked  down  for  you .  ’

‘  there’s  too  much  water  under  this  bridge  to  go  down  like  this .  ’

‘  i  never  thought  that  we’d  come  this  far  to  fuck  it  all  up  and  end  like  this .  ’

DON’T  THROW  IT  AWAY .

‘  see  if  it  helps ,  give  it  a  week .  ’

‘  i  bet  no  one  gets  you  like  me .  ’

‘  i  know  you  think  you’re  better  off  without  me  now .  ’

‘  we  can  work  this  out .  ’

‘  don’t  throw  it  away  this  time ,  just  take  a  little  time  to  think .  ’

‘  don’t  throw  it  away ,  it’s  fine .  ’

‘  it’s  fine ,  just  don’t  forget  to  think  of  me .  ’

‘  just  don’t  forget  to  think  of  me .  ’

‘  your  mind  is  messin’  with  your  head  again .  ’

‘  instead  of  walking  away  we  should  give  it  a  break  till  we  love  the  same .  ’

‘  don’t  save  the  words  till  it’s  too  late .  ’

‘  i  know  it  hurts  and  that’s  okay .  ’

‘  if  it’s  too  much  to  open  up  then  give  it  time .  ’

‘  let’s  sleep  on  it  tonight .  ’

LOVE  HER .

‘  drive  me  crazy ,  make  me  mental ,  no  other  buttons  you  can  push .  ’

‘  one  second  you’re  miss  sentimental  then  you’re  afraid  you’ve  said  too  much .  ’

‘  opposites  attract  and  we’re  living  proof  of  this ,  but  i  keep  on  coming  back .  ’

‘  no  matter  the  fight  i  know  you’re  always  right .  ’

‘  they  say  love  can  hurt ,  but  seeing  you  smile  can  get  me  every  time .  ’

‘  i  put  my  selfish  ways  in  boxes  and  shipped  ‘em  back  to  where  they  came .  ’

‘  we  will  never  let  it  get  close  to  being  toxic .  ’

‘  i  promise  i’ll  never  walk  away .  ’

‘  gotta  learn  to  let  the  small  things  go  and  know  it’s  always  far  from  perfect .  ’

‘  i  know  that  we  can  get  emotional ,  but  the  hardest  parts  are  always  worth  it .  ’

HAPPY  WHEN  I’M  SAD .

‘  crying  over  old  loves  even  though  they’re  over .  ’

‘  they  think  i’m  happy .  ’

‘  they  think  i’m  happy  when  i’m  sad .  ’

‘  can’t  look  how  we  made  it .  ’

‘  looking  like  i’ll  never  be  lonely  again .  ’

‘  i  see  me  in  the  mirror ,  nothing  ever  changes .  ’

‘  never  gonna  stop ,  never  gonna  calm  down .  ’

‘  i  put  on  a  smile ,  don’t  need  a  face  lift .  why  can’t  i  when  everybody  fakes  it ?  ’

‘  they  think  i’m  happy  like  they  know  exactly  how  i  feel .  ’

TRUST .

‘  i  don’t  trust  myself  when  i’m  around  you .  ’

‘  lately ,  i  don’t  think  i  even  know  me .  ’

‘  every  time  you  come  around ,  i’m  like  the  old  me .  ’

‘  take  me  back  to  when  you  were  my  only .  ’

‘  we  were  thicker  than  thieves ,  like  a  pod ,  two  peas .  ’

‘  all  at  once ,  it’s  like  i’m  being  someone  else .  ’

‘  you’re  all  i  want  but  i  know  you’re  bad  for  my  health .  ’

‘  i  know  that  i’m  better  off  without  you  but  i  know  that  i  could  never  live  without  you .  ’

‘  thinking  about  my  lips  upon  your  mouth  got  me  weak .  ’

STRANGERS .

‘  i  came  here  looking  for  another  excuse .  ’

‘  every  step  back  pulls  me  right  back  to  you .  ’

‘  what  we  feel  started  way  before  we  ever  touched .  ’

‘  you  found  me  right  before  i’d  given  up .  ’

‘  it’s  no  surprise  we  ain’t  strangers .  ’

‘  must  be  from  a  different  life .  ’

‘  you  got  a  heart  that  i  know  i  can  miss .  ’

‘  hold  me  like  that  and  pull  me  right  back  again .  ’

HESITATE .

‘  i’ll  kiss  the  tears  right  off  your  face .  ’

‘  i  won’t  get  scared .  that’s  the  old  me .  ’

‘  time  only  heals  if  we  work  through  it  now .  ’

‘  i  promise  we’ll  figure  this  out .  ’

‘  i  will  take  your  pain  and  put  it  on  my  heart .  ’

‘  i won’t  hesitate ,  just  tell  me  where  to  start .  ’

‘  you  saved  me  once  and  now  i’ll  save  you  too .  ’

‘  i  won’t  hesitate  for  you .  ’

‘  don’t  you  ever  say  goodbye .  ’

‘  if  i  could  only  read  your  mind  then  i  could  map  out  all  the  ways  to  make  it  right .  ’

‘  pull  me  close  and  i’ll  hold  you  tight .  ’

‘  don’t  be  scared  ‘cause  i’m  on  your  side .  ’

‘  know  there’s  nothing  i  wouldn’t  do  for  you .  ’

ROLLERCOASTER .

‘  we  weren’t  just  a  phase .  ’

‘  we  weren’t  just  pretend .  ’

‘  i  remember  low  lows  and  high  highs .  ’

‘  it  was  fun  when  we  were  young  and  now  we’re  older .  ’

‘  we  were  up  and  down  and  barely  made  it  over ,  but  i’d  go  back  and  ride  that  rollercoaster .  ’

‘  those  days  that  are  the  worst ,  they  seem  to  glow  now .  ’

‘  faith  led  me  to  the  clouds .  ’

‘  now  everything  has  changed ,  we  found  better  days .  ’

COMEBACK .

‘  come  back  to  me ,  i’ll  come  back  to  you .  ’

‘  you  know  the  place  that  i  go  running  to .  ’

‘  i  get  scared  when  you’re  scared ,  but  what  else  can  i  do ?  ’

‘  wherever  you  are  right  now ,  know  somehow  i’ll  be  on  the  way  like  a  bat  out  of  hell .  ’

‘  if  you  stay  then  i  won’t  let  you  down .  ’

‘  if  you’re  lost  on  the  way  then  i’m  lost  too .  ’

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Flirt with my muse on anon!

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I know adverbs are Controversial, but “said softly” means something different than “whispered” and this is the hill I will die on.

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six months early for 2019 just to be sure

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What’s a girl gotta do to get some decent smut threads around here

#indie smut rp #gay indie rp #open rp #indie rp #independent rp #independent roleplay #open independent rp #open independent roleplay #gay rp #open gay rp #smut rp

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I love when people are genuinely excited about our plots/ships. I love when I’m not the only one who’s like “!!!” I love it. @ my partners you will literally never annoy me by being overly excited about our ships I love it so much.

#caroline is simultaneously the light of my life and fire of my loins #it took me ten tries to spell simultaneously #anyways i love u and our ships

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may 2019 bring you your “i’m doing better than i ever was” moment

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hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

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“Could say I’m your ridiculous, but I don’t wanna beat a dead horse, here.” He laughed again, eyes flicking over his face with a subtle sense of urgency, as if he could trace and memorize each line, each freckle and eyelash and paint it from memory if he tried hard enough. “I’ll miss making you laugh, too.” He murmured softly, biting on his lower lip as his hand moved to trace caramel locks out of his face. The gyrating motion— which, to be fair, he did start, made him smirk as he gently pushed Bambi’s head to the side, kissing softly at the warm skin. He knew better than to leave marks, but he could dream. Rocking Bambi against his thigh, nails softly raked down his spine before he murmured in his ear. “I have about...eight and a half inches of entertainment to offer you, my love.” He snickered at his own joke, a little startled to see just how easily fondness had crept up and infiltrated every corner of his soul. “If you think you can handle that, of course. Maybe the rug over there would be nicer on your knees, hmm?” He asked, gripping his ass possessively as he lathed his tongue over his chest.

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“I’m your dumb.” He retorted with a small huff, sticking his nose up and taking the small movements chance to nuzzle and kiss at the warm, small space behind his ear on his hairline. “If we slept in the bed, I wouldn’t have been able to spend all night kissing you and making you cum.” He smirked, a little overwhelmed with the sentiment in his heart that made his pulse flutter and ache. “I’ll miss sleeping with you too.” His hand went down to wrap gently under Bambi’s knee, hitching his leg up over his own thigh with a content little purr as he sought out his lips with equal fervor. “Hello.” He cooed, capturing his lower lip over and over again in short little pecks before licking over his lower lip again. “You’re bored, huh?? Should I entertain you?” He asked, pressing at the small of Bambi’s back as he pressed his boy into his thigh coyly.