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[roseplendunce]

Zamasu from Dragon Ball Super would treat you right!!!

#Will (my version of) GB treat you right...? #Under the 'right' circumstance he would. And only as long as you didn't go against him #I know this base Zamasu and not Black but I'm still going to reblog it nonetheless :v

[roseplendunce]

Morality Challenge!

bold all the things your muse has done, will/would do is in italics, bolded italics means they've done it and will probably do it again.

murder / manslaughter / assault / robbery / breaking & entering / theft / embezzlement / money-laundering / kidnapping / torture / blackmail / arson / trespassing / treason / libel or slander / obstruction of justice / lying to law enforcement / creation of a weapon / espionage / riot / escape from lawful custody / contempt of court / public intoxication / conspiracy / accessory to a crime / harboring a fugitive / bribery / perjury under oath / resisting arrest / identity theft / corporate fraud / tax fraud / document forgery / destruction of evidence / assassination / counterfeiting / sale of a controlled substance / purchase of a controlled substance / failure to pay child support / hacking crimes / threat / pick-pocketing / shoplifting

Tagged By: @acoldsovereign (thank you for the tag!) Tagging: @darkhxntrxss, @magickmuses (whichever villainous muse you'd like), @smokes-and-bullets, @pellucidape, @the-demonpr0digyy, @the-purest-majin and whoever else wants to do this

#A Bout of Divertissement (Dash Games) #A lot of these boil down to: He will/would do it if he was sure that he could get away with it #Also: Just because something isn't marked doesn't mean that he would necessarily be against it- #-it more than likely isn't relevant or seen as such. Same goes for the stuff that's striken out

[roseplendunce]

Wait... There was an animal doing something cute? And he had missed it? Entities damn it---

. . .

Well, it wasn't like this would have been his only opportunity to bear witness to such an event. After all, there were plenty of other birds out there that the pseudo-saiyan could watch.

#Not really sure what to tag this as #It's technically a dash commentary but not to any one specific post- #Anyways... This isn't Black saying that he's attracted to birds. He just thinks that they (among other- small- winged creatures) #are cute and probably would have thought that angel-bird was such even if the dance wasn't intended for him

[roseplendunce]

X

“I have done nothing of the sort.” . . . At least, not recently, anyway. Unless, of course, Bakura was referring to himself. Then, that would be an entirely different matter altogether. “Let us hope that the licentious nature of your arbitrations does not end with your untimely death.”

#polterxgheist #He's being eerily calm about this- #Is that a threat? Why yes- yes it is #The question now is: What's the strawberry carrotcake planning?

[roseplendunce]

"No, you are not." Not in his presence, at least-

#polterxgheist #Eating the Forbidden Fruit: My Very Own People (Crack) #Please let me know if this is too much-

[roseplendunce]

X

This wouldn't be an issue if the mortal had simply covered themselves up from the start.

#The More Things Change The More They Stay The Same (Dash Commentary) #I can't believe that god is victim-blaming/shaming a mortal over something that has yet to actually happen- #. . . As far as I'm aware- anyways

[roseplendunce]

🦊

How Intimidating Am I? (Accepting!)

Fairly Intimidating

(You know what? that's fair. I know I don't really do much to try and make myself more approachable to other people (and I haven't exactly been feeling the most sociable or inclined to take on new threads or interactions as of late), but that doesn't mean that I don't ever want to interact! :v Another part of the problem is that I haven't had any ideas for potential threads or interactions between our muses to make me want to try and initiate something, so that's why I haven't tried to reach out just yet. 😅)

#purple-paw-muses #I wish you a very sorry for being a giant unsociable lazy hermit

[roseplendunce]

How Intimidating Am I?

Send 🐹 for “You? Intimidating? Hell no.”

Send 🐰 for barely intimidating

Send 🐭 for slightly intimidating

Send 🐱 for moderately intimidating

Send 🦊 for fairly intimidating

Send 🐯 for very intimidating

Send 🐻 for “MOTHER OF GOD PLEASE DON’T EAT ME–”

#Notions as Fickle as Their Originators (Memes) #I'm mainly just curious about how unapproachable people think I am- 😂

[roseplendunce]

2023 Is Almost Over (so say what you want)! [Somewhat delayed with responding (because I couldn't think of how I wanted to word things), but the meme is still open for a few more days!]

(Hey man, I'm just happy that you were willing to give me a chance and decided to reach out to me, first, back then. I... Don't think I would have done so, otherwise. 😅 But yeah, I hope so, too. :v Hopefully, if more people were to sufficiently fill out my interest checker, I could reach out to them. :v Anyways... You're welcome! Hopefully we can continue to have more of those going into next year and beyond! It's reassuring to hear you say that, but I sometimes still worry if I'm being 'too much' (especially with characters or things that I overly fixate on)- 😅 And, it's alright. I don't feel 'exposed' with you saying that. :v I still feel terrible for making you wait for so long to start stuff and whatnot. I wouldn't blame you if you eventually lost interest.)

#acoldsovereign

[roseplendunce]

REBLOG this if you guys are okay with doing Christmas themed threads AFTER Christmas!

The holidays can be a very stressful time for people - so it’s hard for them to sit down and write about Christmas in RP when they are stressing over it in REAL LIFE. So, just a little reminder that some people still want Christmas threads AFTER Christmas.

#OutofLuminance #Reblogging this here too #I am totally fine with doing holiday or seasonal-themed interactions and/or threads long after the 'initial' window for them closes :v #Just shoot me a message! #. . .Even if I might be kind of slow about getting around to them (threads/etc.)- 😅

[roseplendunce]

Our moon is so useless and pathetic compared to all of the cool moons out there in the solar system. While so much other moons have all these cool features, all our Moon did was hit us, and then get a free ride orbiting us for a few billion years.

Europa is such a cool moon, that it could potentially have liquid water underneath. The gravitational effects of its planet Jupiter, and some of Jupiter's other Moons (including Ganymede, a moon so sick, it is bigger than the planet Mercury, and almost as big as Mars; Callisto, another huge ass moon bigger than ours, one that might even have water as well; and Io, a pizza coloured moon with fucking sulfuric volcanoes) cause internal movement for the body, meaning there might not only be the biggest ocean currently known in the universe there, but it could very well have geothermic vents. Geothermic vents mean that there could potentially be life there! Our stupid ass moon can't do none of that shit, it's just barren.

How about Titan? Easily the biggest moon of Saturn, it is so big its gravity helps Saturn's smaller moons from crashing into the ringed planet - it is literally saving their lives! Could our moon do that? Nah, it's too pathetic to do anything of the sort. Not only that, but it is the only moon with a proper greenhouse effect going on, it literally has an atmosphere, and oceans made out of liquid methane (and some scientists think there might even be water). Could our moon have an atmosphere? The flimsy little dust bubble it has around it hardly counts, it's so shit.

Look at our friend Triton. It was a dwarf planet in its own right, and not only any dwarf planet, but the largest one, bigger than Pluto and Eris. However, the poor thing was brutally captured by Neptune, and is now in a orbit around the planet, going the opposite way from the other moons to show its uniqueness. It also has geysers that throw out gaseous nitrogen that it carries around in it, creating its own atmosphere, and making it one of the 4 places in the solar system with known geological activity, apart from the Earth, Io and Saturn's Enceladus (that motherfucker is covered in fresh ice and it's of the shiniest things in the solar system, cos it erupts water vapour). Could OUR moon have geological activity? Of fucking course not.

Even Charon is cooler than the moon, and it doesn't even orbit a real planet. Its around half the size of Pluto, and its so massive, it actually makes Pluto wobble around a point outside of Pluto itself, making it more of a duo-planetary system then a moon. It affects the environment so much scientists say that the other moons, rather than orbiting Pluto, orbit a Pluto-Charon system. Can our tiny-ass moon do that? No it can't.

So anyways, fuck the moon.

“. . .:

Black stared at the spherical, gray entity for a beat of silence or two, his expression unemotional and detached as he tried to process the information that he was currently being spewed at him. Something about a moon and how another one was apparently useless...? It wasn't as if the doppelganger had actually cared enough about that particular the topic to sit down and really listen. In fact, he had already tuned out most of what was being said! After a while of ignoring the anon's prattling, he responded:

“While I am certain that what you are saying is fascinating in and of itself, I do not believe I had enquired about this particular subject.”

#Monochromatic Enigmas (Anonymous) #in other words: He is long-windedly and politely saying “I don't care nor did I ask” #It took me a bit to figure out how I should respond to this but thank you for sending it in nonetheless! :v

[roseplendunce]

She's a bit... surprised at the amount that she checked off.

Black’s Type (No Longer Accepting for the time being! Just trying to answer some things from my inbox!)

He's even more surprised that someone even managed to check off almost all of the boxes. Surely this mortal had to be lying about some of them in order to try and suck up to him. . . . Right?

#kiealer

[roseplendunce]

(A wee bit late but Lez ignore that- I Did one for normal Fu AND Dark king Fu ���🏾 sending separately thoo)

“ What a cute little game~! And I’ve got quite a few rows stacked up!! ”

Black’s Type (No Longer Accepting for the time being! Just trying to answer some things from my inbox!)

"Yes, you certainly have." Not that that was a bad thing. Far from it, actually! Though, he certainly wouldn't hold the unchecked boxes and those with stipulations against the philonist king. ...At least, not too much, anyways. It was a lot to ask from a single individual, after all. But, so long as the white-haired demon was willing to make the effort, then, the pseudo-saiyan didn't really have any complaints.

#the-demonpr0digyy #I don't know where I'm going with this. I was just sort of typing- 😅 Maybe I'll come back to this later and revise some stuff

[roseplendunce]

“ three rows! I wasn’t expecting get so many- ”

Black's Type (No Longer Accepting for the time being! Just trying to answer some things from my inbox!)

The pink-haired ‘saiyan’ eyes a few of the unchecked boxes on the filled out sheet of paper with a healthy dose of apprehension, clearly not enjoying the implication of the aforementioned boxes’ contents the longer that he thought about them. Finally, after taking a moment to try and regain his composure, Black lowered the sheet of paper and said “I cannot say that I was expecting such an outcome, myself.”

#the-demonpr0digyy #God takes a game that is not meant to be taken seriously- seriously. More at 7 #Also trying to regain my footing for writing GB again. Apologies if any recent stuff sounds 'wonky'

[roseplendunce]

Small Symbols of Kindness (No Longer Accepting for the time being; just answering the last of these that I still had sitting in my inbox for several months 😭)

🌟 ― I love how you portray your muse(s) 🎀 ― I love your aesthetic / graphics 💯 ― Your headcanon posts are always on point ✨ ― I love the way you write 💫 ― I enjoy writing with you 😊 ― I enjoy talking to you 💖 ― You seem like a genuinely nice person ☀️ ― Your posts always bring me joy ❤️ ― You’re one of my favorite blogs

(Man, I am terribly sorry for not getting around to this sooner! I really do appreciate you saying all of these things (and I would send a lot of these words and symbols back at you)! I really am grateful that you're willing to be so patient with me, even though I've been having difficulties with my muse for a while now. Hopefully we can get back to terrorizing the dash soon, though! :v)

#acoldsovereign #I have no idea why I didn't answer this much sooner- my guess is that the desire to write just wasn't there for some reason or another

[roseplendunce]

Upon hearing the familiar-sounding voice, Black turned toward his counterpart and said “me? Oh, no." Although, that certainly wasn't a very difficult bar to clear. . . . Especially when his so-called 'competition' were mortals. "I believe that we would both fit the description of debonair. Wouldn't you concur?”

#aseriouscaseofmuses #posting this here as a standalone post and also to not lose the question in case we forget the context for it later on- #-down the line on discord

[roseplendunce]

god complex? what's so complex about it. i'm a god, simple.

#Abstractions of An Enervated Rose (Musings)