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rosekoochee · 1 year
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The beef between night owls and early birds is so silly. We complete each other. Evolutionary-speaking, wouldn’t it be useful to have people naturally alert at dawn to watch for saber tooth tigers and people alert at midnight watching for like, wolves?? Keeping us safe with internal clocks set to random.
All times of the day are beautiful.
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rosekoochee · 1 year
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Fuck you anti bird architecture who gives a shit if a little guy makes a nest on top of your stupid Starbucks sign
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rosekoochee · 1 year
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Thank you for inventing the meme
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rosekoochee · 1 year
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i’m just getting over a cold and this video made me start actually crying and coughing and choking and shit in the middle of a discord call today like actually dying for real
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rosekoochee · 1 year
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rosekoochee · 1 year
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i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.” 
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rosekoochee · 1 year
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"I could look it up but it's more fun asking friends" gang
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rosekoochee · 1 year
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art tips
don't call what you create "content". regardless of what it is. that's the devil talking. call it art, call it writing, call it music, call it analysis, call it editing, literally just call it what it is
I was going to put other things but oh my god please just don't call yourself a "content creator". you are a person you are making art / writing / music / etc you are an artist an author a musician
you are not an Image Generator For Clicks And Views. please. allow yourself to connect with your work by naming it properly and acknowledging yourself in kind
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rosekoochee · 1 year
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It is exhausting!
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rosekoochee · 1 year
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rosekoochee · 1 year
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unfriendly reminder that the mona lisa in glass onion isnt whether or not it was canvas or wood or whatever. it's that this billionaire paid a government to let him put the mona lisa up in his house and they let him. the film uses it as a representation of how much of an awful person he is and how the government lets him have the damn painting. the whole point is that his friends will destroy his sculptures and performatively be on Helen's side, but when it's the piano, when it's the whole onion, when it's the mona lisa? then they take his side again. they were never actually on Helen's side.
stop wasting your analysis on whether the mona lisa burned like canvas or wood so you don't have to think about whether or not Helen let the real painting or a print or whatever burn. and focus it on that Helen didn't just burn down Miles's house, but also his legacy. he installed an override on the security glass for the painting, and it is his own override that Helen uses to destroy his legacy.
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