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Star Wars + Found Family

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Jar’Kai was a method of utilizing two lightsabers in combat and was neither a Jedi nor a Sith form. One of the lightsabers in the wielder’s hands was used for attacking while the other one was used for defending, such as parrying, or for more offensive power. Many conquered the basics of Jar’Kai, but few thoroughly mastered – or favored – this method of combat.

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Endless Captain Rex scenes: 26/∞

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tcw season 7 episode 2 (c. 7958 CRC, colorized)

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saw @cryoverkiltmilk‘s gem (x) and had to do it

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Clone Shanties and Songs to Keep Track of

As of now they aren’t in any particular order or grouping by genre. This might change.

Some of these songs did not have titles in their original posts/submissions so some of these are working titles. Send in an ask and we’ll change it to whatever you want to call it. Same policy for the short descriptions afterwards, if you want anything added let us know and we’ll fix it.

The 501st On Leave (Drinking Song) - to the tune of the Colonel Bogey March [An upbeat song about the kind of antics that the 501st gets up to when they’re not fighting the good fight; Under a cut for adult implications (including references to drinking, drugs, violence, gambling, and sex.)] by @crystalshard

The Negotiator comes - to the tune of the Wellerman [Sung by the 501st when they are waiting for the 212th for reinforcements] by @songbird-wings

What Will We do with a Drunken Jedi? - to the tune of What do you do with a Drunken Sailor [sung by the 501st and the 212th; nobody’s quite sure which Jedi they’re talking about in the last section, a series of bets has been placed since there’s been multiple reported sightings of several Jedi sneaking off with politicians] by @songbird-wings

Leave her, Brother - to the tune of Leave her Johnny! [sung by the Shinies leaving Kamino for the first time] by @songbird-wings

The General’s Robes are Gone - [I don’t know the tune, but it just gets louder as every trooper joins in, and definitely something to make fun of Obi Wan specifically for a great time] by @alderaani

Jetii at Our Side - to the tune of My Jolly Sailor Bold [I think it speaks for itself, or sings for itself in this case] by @rose-blooms-red

He’s Got No Robes At All - (don’t know the tune) [Another song about how General Kenobi loses his robes, although maybe more popular amongst all the battalions since it seems that all Jedi adhere to a strict code of dramatics] by @the-stars-are-warring

Corrie Guards’ Guides for the Shinies - to the tune of Excursion ‘Round the Bay [Fun song about all the things you can do wrong and be put on Commander Fox’s bad side. A rejected, suggested title was going to be What does the Fox (Make you) Say] by @leias-left-hair-bun

Bless ‘em All - to the tune of Bless ‘em All [add a funny description later after I read it and listen to the song <3] by @leias-left-hair-bun

When the Last Ship’s Launched - no particular tune, suggestions welcome! [It’s sad, you have been warned. Also a ShantiesOfTheGAR original] by @shantiesofthegar

Growing up on Kamino - (don’t know the tune) [The clones bond about many things, and they share many things, being clones. And while they disagree on many things, one thing they can all agree on, is that Kamino Cloning Labs was a shitty place to grow up] by @kyber-queen

Good Soldiers Follow Orders - (no tune yet) [You might say “this is a poem”. And you’d be correct. But aren’t all songs just poems put to a beat. Certainly read better poetry than a lot of lyrics out there. This is very good and was prefaced with the phrase “Jesse Angst”. This is a very apt description. I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that it’s not made popular until after the Clone Wars, deals with thoughts, feelings and the fallout of Order 66.] by @pro-fangirls-unsocial-life

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Todd Howard is a war criminal!

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today I learned Obi-Wan anonymously carved toys for Luke on Tatooine. no I am not ok

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Chapter 13: The Jedi

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BB-8 says that you saved him. No, no. It wasn’t just me.

STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS 5 year anniversary - released December 17, 2015.

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““I don’t struggle with anxiety. It actually comes very easily to me.””

— —Captain Rex of the 501st Clone Division, about to be launched into the air by a space wizard

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no thoughts. just rex in zygerrian armor

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thank you tv tropes for the best headcanon in the star wars universe

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Rex is so used to having a Jedi around to yeet him out of situations so he's forced to get creative when lacking in reliable Jedi

Look at this mad man

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he’s had a tough day guys

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The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times