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tumblr got me a balloon! that’s nice of him

#ron stampler #dndads ron stampler #ooc: i never use this and i feel bad #but i also think it’s a little in character

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after some thought, i think i might have a friend who is a fae? and he’s a very nice magic… fairy… elf…

so unless you have a prior relationship with the fae built on many months of companionship and trust, do not sell to the fae

Business Tip #3

you work for you client, not your boss. it’s your job to do anything you can to give the client the product they want!

unless it’s the fae. then run

#ron stampler #dndads ron stampler #business tips from ron #ronthebusinessman #dadsquad4ever

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Business Tip #3

you work for you client, not your boss. it’s your job to do anything you can to give the client the product they want!

unless it’s the fae. then run

#ron stampler #dndads ron stampler #business tips from ron #ronthebusinessman #dadsquad4ever #don’t trust the fae

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Business Tip #2

The customer is always right. Unless that customer is your mother-in-law, am I right fellas?

#dndads ron stampler #ron stampler #business tips from ron #dadsquad4ever

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I don’t cook very often, and if I do it’s for a dinner party, and if it’s for a dinner party, it means me friends are there, and if my friends are there, it means Henry is there, and if Henry is there, it means Henry is vegan, and if Henry is vegan, it means he can’t eat meat, and if Henry can’t eat meat, it means he can’t eat human organs, and if Henry can’t eat human organs, it means he can’t eat my soup, and if Henry can’t eat my soup, it means I get sad :(

Business Tip #1

Never take no for an answer. Unless your client is willing to sell one of their organs to buy your product

#business tips from ron #ronthebusinessman #dndads ron stampler #ron stampler #dadsquad4ever #(ooc: it is 2am. Can you tell?)

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Business Tip #1

Never take no for an answer. Unless your client is willing to sell one of their organs to buy your product

#learned that the hard way #dndads ron stampler #business tips from ron #ronthebusinessman

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you know, I have heard from somewhere that you can’t trust every word that comes out of a goth teenager’s mouth

especially when she’s never met the guy

what’s up with that?!

#dndads ron stampler #dndads #ronthebusinessman #dadsquad4ever

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we play checkers on Thursdays

UGHHHHHH WHY HAVENT ANY OF THE DNDADS CHARACTER ACCOUNTS I FOLLOW UPDATED IN LIKE FOREVER

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No, thats the constitution

a... Mr. Goodman? Told me so

UGHHHHHH WHY HAVENT ANY OF THE DNDADS CHARACTER ACCOUNTS I FOLLOW UPDATED IN LIKE FOREVER

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what’s a union

UGHHHHHH WHY HAVENT ANY OF THE DNDADS CHARACTER ACCOUNTS I FOLLOW UPDATED IN LIKE FOREVER

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everybody always asks me what my business is and i always tell them the same thing!

they haven’t told me yet

#ronthebusinessman #ron stampler #dndads ron stampler #i love my son terry jr #dadsquad4ever

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Samantha told me that toxic masculinity isn’t the way to deal with our issues

i don’t know what that is, but I feel like it’s important to point out

Henry: I don’t think we can manipulate, mansplain, malewife out of this one guys

Darryl: *holding up his axe* manslaughter it is then

#dadsquad4ever

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some musicians, definitely not me, would be insulted by this

listen to the wind blow btw. and also watch the sun rise

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and im in your wife

my stepson, terry jr., told me that i should not get a father, but like a good father i decided to ignore it in order to be present in his life

#this is not the real Terry sr #I love my wife samantha

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samantha loves me more and she never loved you because youre not the real terry sr

my stepson, terry jr., told me that i should not get a father, but like a good father i decided to ignore it in order to be present in his life

#i love my son Terry jr more than any vampire #youre the worst and I hate you #samantha says that hate is a strong word #but it’s the right word #for the strong hate I feel

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I didn’t cry

that much

You know, in dungeons and daddies, I think that Terry Jr would surprise Ron with a last name change and adoption papers.

#ron stampler #dad who stepped up #i love my son terry jr

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i like the bag over your head you sunlight… no sunlight weirdo

my stepson, terry jr., told me that i should not get a father, but like a good father i decided to ignore it in order to be present in his life

#savage #terry sr is not a vampire #samantha said so #i love my son terry jr