Out of Touch
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its tuesday... im sorry it needed to be said. the people have to know. it is tuesday
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How I get to sleep at night followed by how I wake up in the morning
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sexting on discord and changing my status to the last thing i said every time i say something to simulate for others the experience of hearing your roommate fucking in the other room
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who knows ? (2020)
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When someone mentions a show you’ve been obsessing over, but you have to act cool about it.
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me: :(
bumblebee: is fat
me: :)
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Would you get rawed by an ancient forest spirit?
○ yes
○ hell yes
○ super hell yes
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Even though they have no correlation whatsoever 7x7=49 and Thursday feel the exact same.
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if kirby had access to the internet he would go on google images and look at pictures of fruit
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catholic pez
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i hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man
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We adopted this derp a week ago. He really likes snow.
(Source)
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