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Commission!

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Soft Zoro appreciation post

Demon Pirate Hunter my ass, he's silly, cute and occasionaly a bit dumb

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Fear not, we are adding sleeping cars.

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I read taxes and Italy

That's all

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

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not to be boring but I like when evil characters…. well not become “redeemed,” more like they become domesticated. its just delightful when like an evil monstrous little bastard man goes from committing murder to getting mad someone misplaced their costco card or left the jar of mayo on the counter all day.

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Is Pole Dance the same as Stripping?

I get a lot of comments saying something like “bro is a striper” (usually when a post breaks containment), so thought I might as well address the topic!

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Someone's hungry !!

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I should be offered a reward for not killing nor harming in any way anyone while I am on public transport. I deserve it a lot, considering how much mental strength i spend to simply contain feelings.

#Last train one dude sat next to me and I was reading articles for uni on my laptop #He asked me how I was and I replied not so good I'm doing homework which should be a clear enough hint that I don't want to converse right #Wrong #Dude kept trying to chat me up #Current train another dude is clearly in need of blowing his nose but for whatever reason he isn't doing it #He just keeps noisily sniffing with his obstructed nostrils #We are one meter away from the trains toilet go get Some toilet paper and blow your goddamn nose #On the first train I took this old lady in front of me kept coughing which would be okay... #Of only she had covered her mouth throughout the entire ordeal and not just for the first fraction of a second #YOU ARE STILL COUGHING ON ME LADY #I #Don't enjoy public transport

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

#What a beautiful cat woah

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just a reminder to COMPLETELY boycott Eurovision this year; Azerbaijan and Israel, despite committing genocide, are STILL allowed to compete & have NOT been banned. by refusing to ban both countries, Eurovision is profiting off of the genocide of Palestinians and Armenians.

do not listen to the artists. do not pirate or stream the artists' music, and this applies to ALL the artists who are competing and performing this year. do not listen to the songs on ANY platform, do not give them ANY attention.

write to your broadcasters and tell them you REFUSE to watch the channels until they recognise the Armenian and Palestinian genocides & that you find it disgusting how they are allowing Eurovision despite Azerbaijan and Israel's entries.

do NOT give eurovision OR the competing artists ANYTHING but silence.

boycott ALL of eurovision.

#Damn i wanted to watch it so bad but they didn't do shit about this issue? #Ugh #Way to not go

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its so so important to follow blogs that will put a bit of softcore porn on ur dash. it is not only tasteful but also a key part of the microbiome

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I promise my master's course is full of very charismatic professor, most of which not only have their load of research accomplishments, but can also teach well.

Except most of them are also 100% nuts.

One guy is giving us one or two extra points to read one of his recommended books and review it, except this clown only recognizes those points if you give his exam before next semester. To encourage us to graduate in time, he says.

Dude this is our first year I can graduate in time even if I pass your test next year wtf and how the heck do you make my review expire I spent ages reading that book during this semester. I lost sleep!

I swear they are trying to see how far they have to go before I actually punch someone

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'I Never Thought MY Grandkids Would Turn Out To Be Criminals' Says Man Who Gave His Grandchildren To Criminals To Raise

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#Salmon taste like nothing? #Get a covid test ASAP sir

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Forest spirit in color, imposing yet gentle.

...sometimes anyway