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Love one and all ❤️ (at Toronto, Ontario) https://www.instagram.com/p/CcWsVzqtJBa/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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I want to go home

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January was a tough year but we made it

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NINTENDO YOU GOTTA WARN ME BEFORE YOU DROP A TRANSITION LIKE THAT ON ME.

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every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

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I'm at Denny's today this has been a roller coaster of a life @dennys

why do i even follow denny’s on tumblr they lied to me and said there was a location in toronto 

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that’s some hardcore cameltoe right there

one of the dlc outfit pieces should be this shirt

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#prince sidon #zelda #botw #zelda botw #shark prince #shark #video games #wii u #switch

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Finally, an episode of the Simpsons that captures what it likes to be a bear on grindr

#Simpsons #bear #gay #grindr #douchebags of grindr

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update i did it anyway

If this post gets 1000 notes I will get my junk pierced. I’ll put a ring thru it. I’ll get a PA.

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Briefly returning from my tumblr break to share a meme. I hope u like it

#jadensmith #jaden smith #tfw #meme

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i keep coming across this picture on my phone and loling

The 90s nostalgia facebook pages are rebranding and I don’t like it

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Shakespeare walks into a gay bar

[Exit, pursued by a bear]