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Detroit: Become Bamboozled
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Connor angel and Hank’s tomb :’(
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Connor: (falls)
Hank: Did you just fall?
Connor: Psh, of course not. I just attacked the floor.
Hank: Backwards?
Connor: I’m skilled.
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Connor: (Licks spaghetti)
Hank: Connor! Stop treating my food like a crime scene!
Connor: But it is.
Hank: Excuse me!?
Connor: You murdered this pasta with salt, lieutenant.
Hank: (Collects plates)
Hank: Fuck you.
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North: Go the fuck to sleep.
Simon: Fuck you, I do what I want.
Markus: Dude, sleep.
Simon: Okay, whatever you say.
North: You bitch.
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Carlos' Android: I ain't talking.
Connor: (sharpens knife) We got ways of making deviants talk.
Connor: (cuts a piece of cake)
Carlos' Android: Can I have some?
Connor: Cake is for talkers.
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Connor: (dies in Hank’s arms) Hank: This is so sad Alexa play Despacito
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me vs anxiety #detroitbecominghuman
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Happy Father’s Day!
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