everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section
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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages
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watching gettysburg (directors cut) and playing a drinking game that can and will kill me
DRINK RESPONSIBLY EVERYONE!
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Inspired by recent discussions of an Actual Play.
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vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.
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The cookie dough fandom is dying reblog if you like it wet and raw
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i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough
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