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Every parody of Star Trek TOS: “It appears we’ve once again crossed paths with our old enemy, Emperor Zorblax!”

Every actual episode of Star Trek TOS: “It appears we’ve once again crossed paths with our old enemy…fascism.”

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enlightenment is such a great dreamy masterpiece of a doctor who episode. like, what if wild blue yonder was a romance.

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on that note why is there NO medical privacy in Starfleet? there's like no private exam rooms or hospital beds in any sickbays. random people walk into the room in the middle of exams all the time and the doctors will just share diagnoses in a room full of people. like wtf what if I didn't need my supervisor knowing that I have IBS or im pregnant with an alien or whatever????? captains will just ask doctors for updates on someone's condition and immediately get them?

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The answer to your problems is self-discipline

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Crying over these lesbian cats

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At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.

You must unlearn this.

You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.

If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.

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Just another day on the Enterprise.

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Make them straight adjacent for the homies

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Killed a spider n now I feel bad :/

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hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

#american pie #which #to be fair #is a cracker

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

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SUCCESSION (2018—2023)

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imagine if every chapter in a real book ended with an author's note

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STOP!!! being in other countries. I wanna! Hang out >:(

#martha #liv #sarah #et al

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there's this borderline hysterical laugh garak breaks into a couple of times during the early seasons that is so special to me. like. this man. this man is so high (constantly) and probably drunk (frequently) and he's at all times teetering on the very brink of despair that only pure spite, immense stubbornness, and getting to gaze at julian bashir's smiling face across the lunch table once a week is holding him back from tipping over. and then he has to deal with people like skrain dukat and gul toran on top of that and you can practically hear the cracks forming as he's barely holding on to whatever remains of his sanity by the skin of his teeth

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nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions

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the sexual tension between garak and julian is so much stronger and more palpable than the chemistry in any of the canon ships for the entire 7 seasons. why is star trek so bad at writing regular romance, and how do they keep accidentally writing their boy best friend duos as being catastrophically horny for each other and deeply in love? someone should study this