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marcille isn't morally grey you people need to stop seeing breaking the law as wrong.

#she's not grey at all she's very much classic high fantasy Good she just doesn't think about The Consequences

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Elf TV: exclusively 300 season-long soap operas

Dwarf TV: How It's Mined followed by a 4½ hr documentary about salt

Gnome TV: those sensory videos for cats where bugs and mice and birds crawl around on the screen. they really like this

Orc TV: Mythbusters and Top Gear reruns

Halfling TV: the most incredible impassioned storytelling you've ever witnessed always neatly contained in 2 seasons max

Fairy TV: imagine Impractical Jokers except theyre capable of stealing people's faces . this is the only show that fairies have

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When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?

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etymologically, the word "gullible" has no relationships to earlier words, having appeared suddenly on the ceiling above you one day

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the muse ⬇️

#dungeon meshi

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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I had a dream that I went to a video rental store (???) and they had a gundam manga where everything was the same except the entire cast was cambrian creatures (?????)

#op art

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I Seriously Hope You Guys Don't Eat This

#dungeon meshi #op art

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#after a lot of experiments on how exactly the timeline is effected by changes #i will go haunt the house of h.p. lovecraft and whisper proofs of cantor's diagonal argument and tarski's undefinability theorem to him as #for enrichment

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just to reiterate: intentionally targeting hospitals is a WAR CRIME and a TERRORIST ACTION

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The two twins…

#animals #dogs #cats

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did some math based on adventurer's bible stuff about average sizes of tallmen & half-foots & the canon heights of the characters and. chilchuck is the half-foot equivalent of 6'5

#dungeon meshi

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between tiktok and youtube slop, kids these days are subjected to possibly one of the worst media diets in the history of mankind. unlike me who was raised on the same 10 commercials for corn syrup products cycling between variety shows, as nature intended