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watching the person in the mobile game ad royally screw up a very simple logic puzzle knowing theyre doing it on purpose to annoy me into wanting to play the game myself and its unfortunately working

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my mom is rly gonna love this poem

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If anyone asks what the true spirit of Eurovision is send them this:

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sorry for being so weird it's my first time being alive

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Happy plagueiversary

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gonna tell you the truth brother. this is not a sentence I love to hear from the writer of a show

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I love u ceramics i love u textiles i love u wood carvings i love u glasswork i love u clay and marble and yarn i love u items made and sculpted by hands i love u things made with love and labor and skill

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sorry i cant hang out today. yeah im simmering onions. low and slow you know how it is

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the premise of the green knight is so fucking wild. dude was literally like "whosoever strikes me, even the teeniest little hit, will win the game - but they have to come back to me in a year and ill return the exact same blow to them" and gawain was like "radical." and chopped his whole fuckin head off

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Amethyst stalactite 28 cm. Complete all around. Artigas, Uruguay. Inquire for details

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I think a tattoo needle drilling through my skin would make me feel better right now

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You’re not a real gamer unless you’ve wasted countless hours of your life purposefully walking in the wrong direction to make sure you’re not missing any content