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the fake human ear ploy. classic deception.
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he can try and convince us those are not the nub-like ears of a newborn kitten but the image doesnt lie. truly sick and twisted individual
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eminem the building is crumbling i dont think we'll make it out
gay eminem on 9/11: that plane just flew into a lower floor/id like to suck a man just once more
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I have an idea it鈥檚 called chilling out with an ice cold beer on a summers evening
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you ever been milked big time?
I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years
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Your majesty, House music and his minions have seized the island of Seattle
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i was introduced to the concept of infighting in the gay community when squidward made fun of spongebob for his pretty patties
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zees factory, it crush my bonheur. Lahke it crush the bonheur of e'ry man who walk thru its doorz
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i don鈥檛 get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies
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For real my friend Tyler trying to get his mouth fucked tonight hmu if U intrested hes 29 and not very handsome at all and he gives bad head
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(hiding my pan and sifter) Ohh man im a Huge fan of rock slurries and that type shit do you know any i can meet
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me capn so cruel he catch me scrumping my sog on the deck and he made me drink bilge water outta his sea boots. neptune take him
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