riddlerxl

[riddlerxl]

"I won't simp for another ghoul, it's not gonna happen again-"

"IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN"

#ghoul on the brain fr

[riddlerxl]

Hey, I know it's fun to make fun of Henry Kissinger. But you know what's even more fun? Donating to organizations that help undo some of the damage that Kissinger inflicted on various countries. Here's a couple of links!

Cambodian Children's Fund (I donated $50 to this one- that's enough feed 26 families by providing 5 kilograms of rice each month!)

FAFG (This is a charity that helps Guatemalans find loved ones who disappeared during the Guatemalan Civil War.)

The Halo Trust (This charity is dedicated to removing landmines in Angola. Since 1994, they've destroyed nearly 100,000 landmines!)

Children of Vietnam (This charity helps impoverished Vietnamese families.)

TECHO-Chile (A really great charity that focuses on housing and community-based projects in the slums of Chile)

[riddlerxl]

Ayo get this man off the apple box

this picture. oh my god are you kidding me

[riddlerxl]

What if you perhaps wrote the nastiest, stalk-iest, most weirdest riddler x reader ever. I think that would be ahhhhh nwat!

ya know what... i'll do it. don't tempt me with a good time

#salem answers ♡ #ask salem ✎

[riddlerxl]

"isn't he so cute?" *picture of the wettest most pathetic looking guy you've ever seen*

#riddler coded

[riddlerxl]

Hello there!

Is it still allowed to send kinky asks?

Ask away. Nsfw and rlly anything is always allowed

#salem answers ♡

[riddlerxl]

i constantly fantasize about having a long term modest relationship with burt fabelman in which we don't fuck until marriage and the second we're alone together after our wedding we fuck like horny rabbits. like everyday on sight we maul each others privates. like on the kitchen counter, on he desk, against the wall, in the shower, against the front door immediately upon getting home. also he would have an intense breeding kink and be surprisingly very dominant but still soft. he would also give the best aftercare, kissing and cuddling and squeezing his partner as he kisses them sweetly, then gives them a warm bath.

this is weird considering i'm pro premarital sex all the way

i've been savin this one in the asks for a while. this is like a holy bible to me. i think about this all the time. no matter where i am, this ask pops into my head. i need to be castrated.

#salem answers ♡ #ask salem ✎

[riddlerxl]

My friend is making a film!

My friend is producing and acting in a film called Film Freak that embodies female rage. You should all check it out! It's a splatter house-esqe film and its honestly so cool. They're gonna hire trans actors in gender affirming roles. It's gonna be killer!!!

Here is the indiegogo: https://igg.me/at/filmfreak/x/35283023#/

Here is the instagram: https://www.instagram.com/filmfreakofficial/

#me irl #film #indie #indie film #horror #horror film #indie horror #indie horror film #lgbtqia #lgbtq community #trans actors gonna be lit #this is so cool #i love horror #meow

[riddlerxl]

Hey all, am coming on here to say I’m alive. I’ve gotten rlly ill and just kinda went MIA. Still going to answer y’all’s dirty asks :3

[riddlerxl]

me and my big stupid cock... 😞 *kicks a tin can down the street with my head hunched over*

[riddlerxl]

At this point I should put ‘After Dark’ in my username with all of y’all freaky asks.

DW I love y’all and the asks. :3

#ask salem ✎ #me irl

[riddlerxl]

love the fact that teenage edward canonically looked like klitz

[riddlerxl]

Edward in bondage

yall should go to arkham asylum i hear the social workers give good head (based on this fic)

#bricked up on a Sunday afternoon #not queue too

[riddlerxl]

I actually like the Dumb Money one on The Anti-Social Network

Hell is when book covers get redesigned with the actors of the show/movie that was made based on it.

[riddlerxl]

Ahhhh XDD

#he’s so meow meow

[riddlerxl]

Official Dumb Money poster just came out and I already know y’all are gonna go crazy with that x reader shit

#paul dano #dumb money #Keith Gill x reader is really gonna be a thing #they rlly made Paul a Redditor… #they saw the Batman and was like ‘but what if he fucks and is a Redditor?’

[riddlerxl]

i know our eddie isn’t into building little contraptions as much as other riddlers are buttttt i still think about him DIYing bdsm equipment a Lot 8)

he's a simple man. he likes his duct tape. i think he'd do most bondage stuff with tape. i think he would make a flesh light with a kitchen glove, sponge, and cup. erm i am very uneducated on bdsm so idk how one would do diy bdsm gear besides like, using a dog collar and leash or a belt as restraints. the best thing i can think up would be him shoving someone's dirty underwear in their mouth as a makeshift gag

#WOOF! #not queue too