ricekrispieswithfrootloops
Your Zipper is Down
"the me that is me now had to make big mistakes to make small progress...when you've lived a life like mine, the small victories are the ones that count"
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I love giving people gift cards and telling them not to spend it all in one place
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time of year i remind every cane user to get an ice pick so you dont fall and die
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You can tell someone's comfort level with dogs by their reaction to the dog shoving it's head into their crotch.
#as a dog owener idgaf#some dogs like getting pets that way#some dogs just wanna sniff#it's only weird if you make it weird#dog#dogs
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found a brothel in Baldur's Gate 3 and hired a very kinky drow, then experienced the funniest video game sex scene I've ever seen
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No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly
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DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one
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LMAO TWITTER IS REALLY TURNING PVP IM LAUGHINGGGG
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fun fact: basically every mod on r/legaladvice is a cop. if you see a bunch of comments in a row that have been deleted for “offering bad advice”, you can replace “reddit” in the url with “ceddit” to see the same page with all the deleted comments still there, and roughly half the time the “"bad advice”“ is literally anything that suggests that maybe OP shouldn’t trust the cops
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