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the circus was in town that day 🤡

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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

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so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

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Twitter users are defending their right to assume Picasso was a renaissance artist. Tiktok users think watching any film made outside the US makes you a snob. “Replace classic lit with YA and fan fiction” discourse is flourishing. I think we’re just living in anti intellectual times.

#some people need to touch grass

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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

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if i ever get murdered PLEASE don’t tell people i “lit up the room”. promise me this. one it’s not true i have never lit up a room in my life and you know it, two it’s literally the most basic thing to say about someone who was murdered and if you really love me you’ll come up with something actually creative to say that honors me as an individual. just promise me ok

#ria life

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Razlo and Jake Lockley would be an incredibly funny duo actually.

#jake lockley #moon knight

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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

#ria life

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I really think people have forgotten just how bad things were under the Trump Administration. Literally every day there was news about some service being cut or someone terrible appointed somewhere they shouldn't be or what have you. He constantly flirted with WW3 and military dictatorship. It was such a blur of badness that there aren't big standouts for people to point to to make him "the XYZ president." it was everything. all the time. Why do we not remember this.

#we cannot get complacent #that is how we lost 2016

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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

#irl easily #i’m a very young nerd online #irl i’m semi cool #in the tags

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If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

#in case you need it

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tag yourself

#g major my beloved #in the tags

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It makes me happy when they listen

#in case you need it

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Some silly Eddie reactions cus people seem to love them

#eddie munson #art #ria recommends

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Drew Barrymore at the Ever After premiere 1998

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Swipe immediately you coward

#steddie #art #ria recommends

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#in case you need it