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I’m the normal

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Half the cult believes the front they put up, the other half knows but they're cool with it. Ewen you need to tone it down like 5 notches there

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What if Narinder accidentally marrried the Lamb

(I have no idea if this has been done already, but i cant stop thinking about this)

In lamb culture, gifting jewelry signifies a relationship between the gifter and the reciever. Depending on where the jewelry is worn, it signifies the type of relationship formed.

Gold given by family is to be strung on the horns, or woven into the wool on the head. These are more permanent and intricate, with larger pieces being passed down family lines. Marriages are usually sealed with a ceremonial exchange of this type of jewelry.

Close friends give things that will be worn on the hands and arms. Small tokens that can be swapped out when friendships come and go.

Tokens from those outside of friends and family are usually charms that can be affixed to staffs and clothing, or placed around the house to be admired from afar.

Those that have been slighted put the respective jewelry affixed to the end of robes and staffs, or tied to the ankles, to metaphorically and physically drag that person through the dirt.

Only lovers exchange jewelry for the neck, and each piece is symbolic. It is tradition to propose with a bell, of which the quality is reflective to the love of the giver. Higher quality bells chime the most beautifully, and have a unique sound.

When The Lamb was given their bell, it was flawless, for it had been handcrafted by a god. When the Red crown was fitted on their head, the marriage was sealed. The Lamb did not protest, for who were they to deny their god? They were executed, engaged, married, and resurrected all in the span of a few mintues; loving their sudden husband came just as quick.

The one who waits was not suprised by his vessel's unflinching devotion to him. He accepted the golden jewelry they showered him with, as offerings were expected. He humored their honeyed compliments and long winded ramblings; they fought harder and worked longer when he'd done so.

The one who waits was completely surprised, when upon their betrayal, he still felt devotion from them. The Lamb still loved their husband, even if Narinder had no idea they've been married for the past 250 years.

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What if Narinder accidentally marrried the Lamb

(I have no idea if this has been done already, but i cant stop thinking about this)

In lamb culture, gifting jewelry signifies a relationship between the gifter and the reciever. Depending on where the jewelry is worn, it signifies the type of relationship formed.

Gold given by family is to be strung on the horns, or woven into the wool on the head. These are more permanent and intricate, with larger pieces being passed down family lines. Marriages are usually sealed with a ceremonial exchange of this type of jewelry.

Close friends give things that will be worn on the hands and arms. Small tokens that can be swapped out when friendships come and go.

Tokens from those outside of friends and family are usually charms that can be affixed to staffs and clothing, or placed around the house to be admired from afar.

Those that have been slighted put the respective jewelry affixed to the end of robes and staffs, or tied to the ankles, to metaphorically and physically drag that person through the dirt.

Only lovers exchange jewelry for the neck, and each piece is symbolic. It is tradition to propose with a bell, of which the quality is reflective to the love of the giver. Higher quality bells chime the most beautifully, and have a unique sound.

When The Lamb was given their bell, it was flawless, for it had been handcrafted by a god. When the Red crown was fitted on their head, the marriage was sealed. The Lamb did not protest, for who were they to deny their god? They were executed, engaged, married, and resurrected all in the span of a few mintues; loving their sudden husband came just as quick.

The one who waits was not suprised by his vessel's unflinching devotion to him. He accepted the golden jewelry they showered him with, as offerings were expected. He humored their honeyed compliments and long winded ramblings; they fought harder and worked longer when he'd done so.

The one who waits was completely surprised, when upon their betrayal, he still felt devotion from them. The Lamb still loved their husband, even if Narinder had no idea they've been married for the past 250 years.

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OKAy one last heartstring au comic for y’all

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"Despite everything, it's still you. Right?"

Lamb would be utterly petrified if they saw their younger self. How are you supposed to explain that they will become the supposed last of their kind, suffer many deaths, and then become the god of death themself? Lamb wishes that they could have a moment where they could be weak and innocent again like their younger self. But, a god cannot show any weakness. After all, they chose this path...right?

Get hit early with some quick edginess after fluff >:D

I kinda got surprised by how quickly I could finish this on clipstudio. Guess it has just been a long while since I've used it (coloring is so much easier for me on it than Procreate I stg)

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Uh oh...

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Ref Recs for Whump Writers

Violence: A Writer’s Guide:  This is not about writing technique. It is an introduction to the world of violence. To the parts that people don’t understand. The parts that books and movies get wrong. Not just the mechanics, but how people who live in a violent world think and feel about what they do and what they see done.

Hurting Your Characters: HURTING YOUR CHARACTERS discusses the immediate effect of trauma on the body, its physiologic response, including the types of nerve fibers and the sensations they convey, and how injuries feel to the character. This book also presents a simplified overview of the expected recovery times for the injuries discussed in young, otherwise healthy individuals.

Body Trauma: A writer’s guide to wounds and injuries. Body Trauma explains what happens to body organs and bones maimed by accident or intent and the small window of opportunity for emergency treatment. Research what happens in a hospital operating room and the personnel who initiate treatment. Use these facts to bring added realism to your stories and novels.

10 B.S. Medical Tropes that Need to Die TODAY…and What to Do Instead: Written by a paramedic and writer with a decade of experience, 10 BS Medical Tropes covers exactly that: clichéd and inaccurate tropes that not only ruin books, they have the potential to hurt real people in the real world. 

Maim Your Characters: How Injuries Work in Fiction: Increase Realism. Raise the Stakes. Tell Better Stories. Maim Your Characters is the definitive guide to using wounds and injuries to their greatest effect in your story. Learn not only the six critical parts of an injury plot, but more importantly, how to make sure that the injury you’re inflicting matters. 

Blood on the Page: This handy resource is a must-have guide for writers whose characters live on the edge of danger. If you like easy-to-follow tools, expert opinions from someone with firsthand knowledge, and you don’t mind a bit of fictional bodily harm, then you’ll love Samantha Keel’s invaluable handbook

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THINKING ABOUT... MY LITTLE CULT CHILDREN...

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what if we were two youtubers and we had beef with each other?

(this based on @ghosts-and-glory yotubers au LMAO)

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Enjoy this coworker bingo. Cause everyone has a coworker like this!

Send or reblog with any bingos you may get 👀👀

#bingo #bad coworker #workplace #bad coworker bingo

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Don’t Starve Cast’s Stance on Cursing

Wilson: Never curses, insists he is “too gentlemanly”. Is the one to calmly say “language” every time someone curses.

(He does curse, just once. He is working on repairing a fence when he accidentally hits his thumb with the hammer. Thus occurs the famous “Wilson says fuck, the sound heard around the world”. It becomes a sort of joke/tradition among the entire group. “Where were you when Wilson said fuck?” “Happy one-year fuckiversery, Wilson.” He can never live it down.

Unfortunately, Webber was one of them not at camp at the time and as such, constantly pesters Wilson to recreate it. He does not.)

Willow: Every other word out of her mouth is a curse word. She calls every single person in camp “bitch” colloquially. Her cursing got so bad that Wickerbottom has an entire swear jar system with her just to get her to stop cursing in front of the kids. It does not work. When in front of the kids, her cursing is only rebuffed by Walter, who simply starts explaining to the other kids what curse words are and that they are adult words only.

Wolfgang: Covers his ears every time someone curses. He seems genuinely afraid of it for some reason, and literally nobody can understand why. His answer of “bad words” does not help anyone understand his apparent fear of cursing. Because of this, he hates interacting with Willow at all. She does not go easy on him. Poor Wolfgang

Wendy: While she shows no reaction to cursing, she is known for calmly walking up to random adults and asking what various curses mean, even if she should definitely know. You would think she does this just to get under their skin, but she notably avoids doing this to Wolfgang. In fact, her favorite target is Wilson, who simply gives blubbering half-answers. Abigail seems to enjoy this game quite a bit

WX-78: Actively teachers the kids swear words and heavily encourages their use, especially in front of Wilson and Wolfgang. Since Wurt, Wormwood, and Webber for some reason seem to have a deep fondness for them, this almost always works and they always get the last laugh. They themselves never curse outside of their lessons, but it can be noted that they keep flash cards and genuinely treat “curse words” as if it were a class. Wickerbottom keeps confiscating them and somehow, they always end up with new flashcards. How did they even get card paper in the Constant??

Wickerbottom: Does not swear on her own and remains silent about adults cursing, but the second any of the kids are around (or Wolfgang) she immediately shows her most terrifying librarian side. She has a paddle. Why does she have a paddle? She hasn’t used it on anyone yet but by damn is she willing to. Or at least, the others are pretty sure. Nobody knows for certain. She keeps a swear jar for Willow alone, but she has certainly tried with WX-78 before. It was not effective, as to be far, they did not do the cursing, and “teaching kids swears jar” doesn’t sound as good.

Woodie: Swear words simply remain out of his dictionary. He does not hate nor favor them, they simply are words that he does not use. Instead, it can be noted he replaces every curse word with random other phrases, though never directly addressing that a swear would normally go there. Nobody has ever heard him curse and they wonder if he’s even physically capable of it. (Maybe the Constant did something to remove his ability to swear? Nobody can just be that immune to swearing.)

Wes: …

Maxwell: Uses curses exclusively as insults, never in normal conversation. This may sound fine but you can only hear Maxwell say “fuck you” so many times in one day. Every other conversation with him involves insults. Luckily, the kids are all afraid of him so they tend to remain safe, but by golly is he not afraid to express his disdain for anyone and everyone by any (non-physical) means necessary.

(Actively celebrates Wilson’s fuckiversery like it’s a national holiday)

Wigfrid: Similar to Woodie, except she actually *does* seem physically incapable of cursing. Seriously, WX tried and it seems she physically cannot say English swears. She does have another choice of vocabulary though, and most of the group is sure that she is fully capable of and regularly swears… just not in English. Good for the kids. Hard for Wickerbottom’s attempts to cull swears

Webber: WX-78’s golden student. He does not seem to realize that swearing is not something 7 year olds are supposed to do. He doesn’t mean to say “bad words”, but when your teacher gives you an assignment, you do that assignment and you pass with flying colors. Therefore, he will not say curses on his own, but the second WX tells him do, you’d better believe he will do it. Wickerbottom has not punished him for it simply because she knows it’s WX’s doing and is trying to fight it at the source.

Wormwood: The opposite of Webber. They have been noted trying to say curse words but they never actually manage to say them. It’s more likely they run off in the middle of trying to say it than actually say it. The say Wormwood manages to squeak out a tiny “bitch” they were actively praised by WX for the first time ever. They have not managed to reach this high again, but it’s for the best.

Winona: Probably the most normal about cursing. She’s not overly explicit and not overly sensitive about it, simply uses swears as flavor words as most people do. She rolls her eyes every time Wilson tells her to not curse, but it’s always with a grin. She is very careful around the kids though. She’s got morals after all!

Warly: When Warly curses, it means war. Not just from Warly’s front, but everyone’s. If you somehow make the local chef angry enough to start swearing, by god you’d better prepare your vows because you have just incited the wrath of the swarm. Never make the man who cooks your food angry.

Wortox: While not as violent of a participant as WX, Wortox does love a good joke, and sometimes that joke requires convincing children to swear in front of the sensitive members of the group. Unlike WX, however, Wortox actually rewards both sides with candy and treats for following through. It’s a prank, not a cruel act.

Wurt: With her limited vocabulary, Wurt tends to learn words and then repeatedly say them around camp. This counts for all words she learns. Unfortunately, with bad influences, this means occasionally you have to deal with a little merm girl walking around mindlessly saying “ass” as she, unfortunately, carefully adds it to her knowledge of the English language. Nobody has the heart to tell her to stop, and she’ll have a new word the next day, so all you can do is wait and hope the next word is something nicer like “bumblebee”

Walter: Does not curse except for definition use. He repeatedly lectures the other kids about curses and how they are adult only words, and is fully willing to explain them and what they mean. You can also rely on him to know the original meaning of most of these words and how they should be used, although you probably shouldn’t say it still just because of ✨ societal norms ✨

Wanda: “Guys we’re all slowly dying and you’re concerned about the validity of *swearing*?

I rest my case

#don’t starve #don’t starve together #dst

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A strange alien doctor stands near the unconscious body of Padme Amidala. “It appears she has lost the will to live.” A older man with a limp hobbles closer with the aid of a cane. “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard,” says Dr. Gregory House.

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Ghsksksnd the pain of being a pantser

Some writers: *meticulously plan out every plot point and the tone and meanings before they start writing*

Me:

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•Normalize Fanart for Fanfics Again You Fools•

It's not cringe anymore (it SHOULDN'T be cringe anymore), just do it. You're doing something you enjoy, who cares what anybody else says! So spread the words my fellow internet brethren.

Spread the Word :)

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I spread the Kudos crab to bless all my fellow writers

🦀 Kudos Crab 🦀

If you are scrolling and see Kudos Crab, your fics will be blessed!

You will get good comments and kudos!

You will beat your writers block!

GO AND WRITE!

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WX-78 teaches Webber curse words

#don’t starve #Webber #WX-78