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making tali a purple human: boring, uninspired

making tali as scrangly and inhuman as possible: absolutely fucks, incredibly based

#ill never forgive bioware for scrapping that one design #where tali was this pale alien looking creature

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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

#oh... cries

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yknow what chilchuck deserved that sex ed talk maybe if someone told him about safe sex earlier he wouldn't of ended up divorced with 3 kids

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Once while I was at work a grown ass man told me "no matter how tough you act you'll never be a man, just like I'll never be a woman" and I know he MEANT like "I'm tougher than you because women are weak" but I heard it in Queer and went "Oh.... sweetheart" and he just completely recoiled it was insane

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i learned about Tim Wong who successfully and singlehandedly repopulated the rare California Pipevine Swallowtail butterfly in San Francisco. In the past few years, he’s cultivated more than 200 pipevine plants (their only food source) and gives thousands of caterpillars to his local Botanical Garden (x)

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#3.5% of us are going to special hell

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I think a lot about who I am to other people in the world–particular who I am to strangers as a mere concept in their lives.

Today this woman called our information desk and said, “my son’s band is playing tonight. I want to come see him, but he never answers his phone…..I want to be there. Have you heard anything about his band?”

And I felt so bad for this lady but I’m not in the music scene around here so I had to tell her no, sorry.

Five hours later, I’m hiking and run into a group of guys setting up for some outdoor performance, and as I watch them unload the drums it hits me.

“Hey,” I said, “are y’all in a band?”

They said yeah and smiled and I told them “one of your moms called today. She wants to watch you play, but she can’t get a hold of you. Call your mom.”

And they all pulled out their phones and started discussing whose mom it probably was as they presumably dialed their own.

And now, unless we meet again and recognize each other, that’s who I’ll be forever to those guys–some mysterious courier for mom-messages who came out of the woods and told them their mom called.

I didn’t even tell them why their mom called me. Who am I to their mom?? Nobody even asked. They just took my word for it and called their mothers.

Amazing.

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okay americans i gotta ask because as an European i grew up with lots of american shows and cartoons and in a lot of them there was an episode where they give the protags a doll or an egg or a bag of flour or whatever and told them pretend to be its parents or something

#not american but my hs did that #not all of us ofc just the family studies and home ec classes

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#believe it or not but my common name gets misspelled a lot #often bc despite looking white and plain ppl wanna add zest to it

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in the land of the free if you're a student protesting against genocide they send snipers to your school

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BBC Sherlock might be completely unwatchable to me now and also I may rag on it and call it irrelevant and I've forgotten 80% of it but I WILL still fight tooth and nail with anyone who says johnlock wasn't queerbait as fuck in that show. I remember what they did to those ugly british men. I remember what they put those fujoshis through. the gaslighting. the zigzagging. the same string cords played over and over (<- just a general gripe) and I wont let anyone say different. Arthur Conan Doyle wrote queerbait too but he gets a pass because he really did do it on accident

bbc sherlock is only completely unwatchable to you bc it mostly sucks but you're literally right. there are scenes in that show that literally do not make any sense if they're not supposed to be gay/queerbaiting. somebody explain why they put the scene with john and irene in the power station where she's like "you love him" "im not gay" "well i am" like............TELL ME WHY THATS THERE

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can someone tell me what i am supposed to be doing again i forgot