Stan: Pretty boy swag energy? Uh thanks, I think?
Kenny: OK Stan, I’m ready!
Stan: Oh, OK!
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Stan: My hat? I got it back when I was 14. Kind of outgrew the one I had before it, so figured that I might as well get a new one.
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Stan: I’m uh...
Stan: Single.
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Stan: Ok, let’s see here...
Stan: Oh, thanks. And it’s alright I guess.
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Kenny: Oh hey! Could you film me doing some tricks?
Stan: Huh? Oh, uh, sure I guess?
Kenny: Here hold this while I go over and get ready.
Kenny: In the meantime, I leave the blog asks to you.
Stan: Blog asks?
Kenny: If any questions pop up, just read them out loud! Or if you happen to get any, answer them!
Stan: Wait-- what?!
Stan: Ahahaha...
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Kenny: Anyways, where’s Kyle? Is he here yet?
Stan: He’s not coming.
Kenny: Ugh, again? Lame.
Stan: Hey you know he’s busy with—
Kenny: Yea, schoolwork and all that jazz, blah blah blah.
Kenny: Stil doesn’t change the fact that he bailed on us yet again.
Kenny: I swear, ever since high school started, we’ve been seeing less and less of him over time. It sucks.
Stan: Yeah, I know man. But not much we can do.
Kenny: I guess...
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Kenny: Hey everyone! I’d like you all to meet —
Kenny: My friend Stan!
Stan: Huh? Oh hey Kenny.
Stan: What are you doing?
Kenny: Vlobbing!
Stan: Vlobbing?
Kenny: Vlogging and blogging! Say hi!
Stan: Uh, hi?
Stan: Wait, did you get a new phone?
Kenny: Yup!
Stan: When?
Kenny: Yesterday! I found it.
Stan: You found it?
Kenny: Mhmmm!
Stan: ...Where?
Kenny: By Stark's Pond. It didn’t have any information on it anywhere, and is practically brand new, so I figured why not just use it?
Stan: Kenny...
Kenny: Hey, don’t give me that judgemental bridge nose pinch. I know what you’re thinking, but I don’t have the money to buy a new one after my old phone broke. Besides, now I can text you guys again and stuff.
Stan: Still though dude.
Kenny: Stan, there is no going back for me. I’ve already registered my name on to the phone. Might as well just roll with it.
Stan: Fine, whatever. It’s your choice man.
Kenny: Yup!
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Kenny: It’s OK friendo! I’ve made it to my destination now!
Kenny: The park! Although it looks like most of the other wooded areas around here.
Kenny: Now I just need to find...
Kenny: Oh! Over there!
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Kenny: Nah, I’ll be OK—
Kenny: Oh shit!
Kenny: Just kidding. Was only a small bump.
Kenny: But you’re probably right. So I’ll cut back once I’m at my destination. See ya guys in a few again!
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Kenny: Alright.
Kenny: Now to get a move on.
Kenny: Let’s--
Kenny: Get--
Kenny: Gooooo--
Kenny:--iiiiing!
Kenny: This is probably a really dumb idea, to blog and skateboard, but fuck it! Multitasking!
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Kenny: Annnd we’re back!
Kenny: In the wonderful outdoors! Let’s see if I missed anything.
Kenny: For the best friends one, I’d have to say Stan and Kyle are. We’ve known eachother since we were kids.
Kenny: Although, I guess Cartman could count as well... But he’s a bit subjective.
Kenny: There’s also Craig, who I started to become really good friends with around the 7th grade, despite how sarcastic he may come across as, haha. But I get along with him and most of his friend group.
Kenny: As for if I’m seeing someone currently...
Kenny: Nope! No one! Nobody has yet to catch my eye.
Kenny: But maybe someday someone will.
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Kenny: Yup! Been skateboarding for about 4 years now.
Kenny: Speaking of...
Kenny: I should probably finish up and head out now. Be right back!
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Kenny: Haha, No. They actually didn’t hurt at all to get.
Kenny: And nice pick up line there.
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Kenny: Cute? Oh stop it, you’re making me blush.
Kenny: As for a pet. I had a 6 year old Albino Nelson Milk snake.
Kenny: Before it escaped a couple weeks ago that is...
Kenny: And I think I have a couple photos saved on my phone card here, one sec.
Kenny: Ah! Here’s one!
Kenny: And another! Isn’t she adorable? I named her Candy, cause she reminds me of a candy cane, and is super sweet.
Kenny: I miss her.
Kenny: But hopefully she’ll turn up again or something somewhere.
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Kenny: Yes.
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Kenny: Hello there!
Kenny: And orange parka...?
Kenny: Oh! You must mean the one I used to wear all the time as a kid!
Kenny: How did you know about that? Hmmm, guess you must have seen an old pic of me or something when I was a kid floating around on the net.
Kenny: Ah well. And yeah, I grew out of it and it’s been passed down to my little sister, Karen, who sometimes wears it.
Kenny: Now and days though, I sport these wonderful trendy thrift store clothes. And as for how old I am, I’m 16.
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Kenny: Going to hangout with a couple friends of mine.
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