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Proficiency in both ranged and deranged combat

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#😔😔😔

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“Get a load of this guy” likeee I’m trying!!!!!!!!!

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#:3c

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

#Mettie #(their ass is not giving it back. My piece of soul now :3c)

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2 silver cups, part of the so-called Boscoreale treasure, buried by the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius.

#Mettie

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who up rigging they mortis

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the phrase "why? well, it's a sex thing for me" is always on the tip of my tongue and one of these days it's going to slip free with catastrophic consequences

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[sits up suddenly in a cold sweat] what if my corpse doesn't rot

#😰😰😰

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Adventures in Polaroid and Graveyards.

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passenger princess, but i got put in the trunk for being annoying :(

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd

#mettie

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Peacocks are hilarious, really. They really are just like