The smash hit of the summer.
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Archery is just dabbing before you murder somebody
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Don’t like it? Become God
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underappreciated bird species
nicobar pigeon
golden pheasant
victoria crowned pigeon
kakapo
blue footed booby
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speaking of which, i hope all of my mutuals know that you can go on down to the hardware store and just buy a big ol bag of dried blood
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You: seeing six crows is bad luck and an omen of death
Me, an intellectual: seeing six crows is great luck because you get to see six crows
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how to dress so girls and crows will notice me but security cameras won’t
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