renjunderthesun

[renjunderthesun]

…i am alive… hello tumblr… ひさしぶり :3

was scrolling thru my notes for something the other day and found all of these potential anton txts from the last time i did him and i was like “omg” so i’m gonna leave these here and dip! (just until finals are over🤞)

[anton] x [afab!reader]

[warnings/context]: sarcastic humor, dry humor, suggestive and whatnot idk im so tired i cant really think straight. nothing too crazy tho. ok bai

when this semester finishes out i promise i will return full swing! work and school has been kicking my ass lately lol alrighty hope everyone is doing well !!! —💗blue🐹

#anton fake texts #anton texts #anton #riize anton #anton x reader #anton lee #riize fake texts #riize texts #riize imagines #riize x reader #riize

[renjunderthesun]

CHENLE IS RUINING MY LIFE. I AM ACTUALLY GOING INSANE. WHY DOES THERE HAVE TO BE 1 ZHONG CHENLE IN THE WORLD. IM GOING TO KILL MYSLRFDDD😭😭😭😭

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IM SAYING.. COCKY ASS WHORE 😭PLEASEEEEGOD IM BEGGING IM PRAYING PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER ONE

Kill me. Please. Kill me with ur arms. PLEASE SUFFOCATEME I NEED TO DIE LOOKING AT HIS STUPIDFACE

[renjunderthesun]

the things i would do for that Man. zhong chenle has me wrapped around his finger and i'm not even mad about it. i was looking for a picture to use for a chenle fic, and i spent like an hour scrolling through and saving his pics on pinterest 😭 he definitely knows he has this power over us and he uses it well </3

MY GOD UR SO ME😭 the way i start looking for one photo and end up with 17,000 is horrendous. if someone were to see my screen time all im sayin is dont ask why i was on the camera roll for three hours … convinced ill short circuit over a chenle picture one day

[renjunderthesun]

chenle, you say? because he's ruining my life too 😞

it’s actually insane. woke up today and saw like two pictures of him on pinterest or somewhere and it completely rocked my shit. WHAT IS HIS DEAL. global warming is actually his fault! haha! talk about men that are painfully aware of how sexy they are. literal king of acting like a nonchalant whore

[renjunderthesun]

more than ok actually need to speak with people about chenle right now cause he’s ruining my mind

inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.

#dear god #god if you can hear me #blue’s lele #im going to throw up #going feral

[renjunderthesun]

MY LINE OMG😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭IM SICK AS FUCK.

UNKNOWN ♡ Ending Fairies (240330)

#blue crying over hyuck again #blue’s jwi #blue’s haech #blue’s lele #blue’s jenny

[renjunderthesun]

THE FONT LMAAOOOOOOOOOO THESE R SO GOOD

boyfriend texts | Z.CL

pairing: chenle x reader

warning(s): this is more pg, but a splash of jealousy, just two (in love) clowns talking to e/o and mentions of marriage.

note: just something cute and funny 🫶🏼

a/n: when you’re both crazy >>>>> tried dark mode again and not sure if i like this better

taglist: @jaylaxies @hoondrop @sliceofajayke @justalildumpling @dammit-jjk @learnthisfeeling @90s-belladonna

#chenle is a MENACE for real #spry men had me on the floor omg

[renjunderthesun]

NCT DREAM TEXTS: jisung bf randoms:3

💌[jisung] x [afab!reader]

[warnings/context]: highly suggestive (welcome to my page), ummmm thts it? humor, more stupid memes, just jisung being jisung idk i really think that’s all

hii these have half been done for like ten years literally but i just finished them up so😭 thank god i actually forgot they existed for a little while. plz enjoy

💐—blue

#nct dream #nct texts #park jisung #jisung x reader #jisung fake texts #jisung texts #nct dream texts #nct jisung #nct dream x reader #renjun #chenle #haechan #jaemin #jeno #mark lee

[renjunderthesun]

you are quite literally my favorite text content creator on this app

bestie!dreamies texts — jisung edition

warnings | afab!reader (small mention of female anatomy?) swearing, mention of puke, mention of virginity, markiplier x farquaad fic lmfao

a.n | little fact about me, i keep a “quote book” of all the funny things my friends say, and i thought some of them could make funny fake texts! so what you’re seeing right here was all real life shit, babyyy

#TRAIN.bowbowbowbow.REAC—TION. sorry #thotsonorfnafdaughter

[renjunderthesun]

you seem like such a fun person just wanted to tell u that

actually kicking my feet in bed rn im so flattered

[renjunderthesun]

ur phone is in japanese?! are u learning it??

yes! it’s actually been in japanese for about a year or two but i’ve just recently stopped changing it to english just to post these lol 😭 was too much work and so unnecessary bc i feel like yal still get the point. but also yes i am! this will be my third year learning japanese in may :)

[renjunderthesun]

ur shit is always so funny 😭😭😭🙌 thank u for feeding the community yet again

text imagine- asking nct dream what they would do if another guy asked you out

pairing: nctdream x reader

genre: fluff

notes: ARGHHHHG JUST NOTICED i wrote “did someone asked you out” instead of did someone ASK you out GOD i am RIPPING my hair out i HATE making mistakes in english and i’m hoping no one will notice EVER or else i’m KILLING myself (i’m a tad bit dramatic)

also posting like four hours earlier just cuz i was too excited to waittt i’ve been so focused on down bad that i haven’t posted a text imagine in a minute and i missed it lol (it’s my fav thing to read (especially @/ohmygs-blog ‘s posts) so i also rlly like writing them)

#how much to pay chenle to get rid of his girl fr #BOOM #in reference to hyuck

[renjunderthesun]

firstly to preface :) i’m still working on asks so i will get to all of them soon!

NCT DREAM TEXTS: dream()scape reactions :]

💌[dreamies] x [afab!reader]

[warnings/context]: suggestive but really…not that bad this time haha, chenle’s is the worst, shocker, SO MANY MEMES im so sorry. i love making stupid shit, mentions of a sword (fruit ninja so implied but still), oh my god used mommy in haechan’s cause i couldn’t help myself

i’ve been listening to this album nonstop and randomly thought of this idea! hopefully it’s fun for y’all lol 😊 what’s ur fav song on the album tho fr!!!!! mine is BOX! hope u enjoy <3

these are sofucking goofy but so am i 😭hope everyone has a great day! —blue

#nct dream #renjun #chenle #haechan #jaemin #jeno #mark lee #nct texts #park jisung #lee jeno #haechan x reader #haechan fake texts #haechan texts #jeno x reader #jeno texts #jeno fake texts #jaemin fake texts #jaemin texts #renjun texts #renjun fake texts #jisung texts #mark nct #mark texts #mark fake texts #chenle fake texts #chenle texts #nct donghyuck #nct dream x reader #nct dream texts

[renjunderthesun]

girl i yelled when u rbed my fake texts!! i’m so glad u thought they were funny 🤍 (i was nervous they wouldn’t be funny lmao i wasn’t sure if i could pull off the text au humor yk) but ur one of the main ppl who inspired me to give it a shot bc i love your fake texts sm 🥹

(thank you so much im so happy to hear that omg. the way im giggling at work over this should put me in the ward😭) Omg of course!!!!! they were literally hilarious. ur humor is so perfect, i love the mixture of goofy and cute and horny text aus lmao and urs were so good🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️…..u should totally do more btw i would drop everything to read them 🤓🤞

[renjunderthesun]

amazing . almost choked from laughing

dreamie!bf texts — you’re sick

warnings | mentions of vomiting in most of them, nsfw and a kys joke in hyucks part, mention of weed usage in renjun’s part

a.n | i couldn’t resist 😩 this is my first text au so i really hope you guys like it ❤️

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#this is exactly how i see all of them #blue crying over hyuck again #SOMEONE POISONED YOU??????

[renjunderthesun]

omg name twin 🫶🏻💙

OH MY GOD HEY 🤓!

[renjunderthesun]

bro i love everything u make ong 😭😭😭

jeno texts mayb??? pls 🙏

HI YES OF COURSE I AM SO VERY SORRY TO BEING SOO LATE TO THIS but i finally made enough to feel okay ab giving to u! Jeno is so fun to do my god i cant even😭 also idk how (i am just…. this way….) but 90% of them r suggestive. sorry ab that. hopefully that is ok. haha. my bad again erm what can i say jeno makes me horny! ok im gonna stop talking now THANK YOU FOR READING MY STUFF LOL I LOVE YOU AND MY APOLOGIES FOR BEING SO LATE TO DIS AGAIN

NCT DREAM TEXTS: Jeno randoms! :3

💌[jeno] x [afab!reader]

[warnings/context]: so suggestive it’s not even funny anymore, actually throw the word suggestive out the window at this point, i just cannot stop myself from making a sex joke ., mention of temple run (who knows), stupid memes again, also the weather channel my love, idk i just feel like jeno’s a weather channel dude you know, ok enjoy

🥸— blue!

#nct dream #jeno #nct texts #lee jeno #jeno x reader #jeno imagines #jeno texts #nct jeno #jeno fake texts #renjun #chenle #haechan #jaemin #mark lee #park jisung #nct dream texts #nct dream x reader