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"Who made you so strong?!?"

Uh you did Mr. Xisuma, sir

Turns out a hardly-functioning doc can’t deliver zings as fluidly as he would like to

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most normal minecraft youtube plot point(s):

variation and references below the cut

justifications/references:

- in season 6 scar famously and confidently announced the convex ate the nho in season 5

- in season 8 mumbo shapeshifted by eating things and only returned to being human after… killing grian. i’m just pointing out a pattern.

- ok so there’s 2 points for grian; the really old ‘cannibal murder’ video. and in the martyn itlw dub 1) grian is a watcher and 2) watchers eat emotions. which is like. basically the same thing in my opinion. it’s a grey area

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cubfan135 fact #217:

Cub’s hoe in season 10 is named “Ur Mom”

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in my heart of heatrs apandah isnt even a panda he;s just some freak thang that vaguely looks like one if you squint really really hard and he just ran w that shit and insists he is

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>Pearl: See what got the man so pumped

You gather round to reveal that Skizz has found...

...an even deeper hole?

Skizz: What are you standing around for, Pearlypop?

Pearl: Excuse me?

Skizz: You too, Gemstone, Scarface! Come on down!

Scar: Whatcha got there, Skizz?

Skizz: Oh you should be asking what I'm about to have here!

Mumbo: Ah!! I'm ok! I'm alive!

Mumbo: ...and, er, what's going on here?

Gem: Skizz is planning to do something weird so we should go and make sure he doesn't die.

Skizz: I can hear you guys!

Pearl: Yeaaaaah.

Scar: To the rescue!

Tango: Ohhhh no thank you

Tango: I'm gonna leave this one to you all

Tango: Don't wanna try my luck so early, you know?

Tango: Plus, I've already got all the redstone I need.

Scar: What's the redstone for?

Tango: Oh just a little something~

Scar: Well what's the something-

Gem: Are you guys coming or not??

>Pearl & Co: Make sure Skizz doesn't die

More discord news: i've finally figured out how to operate a server! Somewhat! x'D Here's a new link that hopefully shouldn't expire: LINK

(btw a certain timed event is coming up tomorrow, so keep an eye out~)

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Float Away

(Pencil and ink)

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Memories were meant to burn and fade away like ash on the wind.

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Hermit a day, but I am late and very very tired/

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[59] 🌸

#fav art #fav

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Hermit a day, but I am late part 3.

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Getting back in the swing of drawing

#fav art

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...who the hell was gonna tell me it wasnt day 14 yesterday. i got confused cos i finished past midnight ig. Anyway. real day 14 doc, today was not a lineart day so i skipped it for the much more fun but more time consuming painterly style.

#fav art #fav

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xB is sooo guardian coded

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xB: "Guardian's suck" I love guardians. Guardians are probably--actually, not even probably--they're, they're, I think they're my--(sucks in a breath) yeah, they're my favorite. I love guardians.

xB: It makes me chuckle, though, every time I see somebody...clear a guardian monument, and how hectic they always are? They're like "oh my god, oh, oh, ugh, oh, eugh--," and I'm just like, "uhh, (laughs) alright." (laughs) Like, literally, if they're, if they're trying to, y'know, if you're trying to clear a room and they're trying to zap you with the beam--just. Walk into 'em, and they'll stop, and they'll swim away. They're some of the easiest things to like, get away from you.

xB: "Never--never knew you could stop them by walking into them. Thought breaking line of sight was the only way." Nope. Let me see if I can find one--see, if you walk into it--they stop. I mean, its like, once you walk past em, they'll start again? But. Yeah. I'm very comfortable around guardians, if it wasn't--(giggles) if it wasn't obvious. Not sure why.

xB: (twelve seconds of him fighting guardians, before he finds one hiding in a corner) What are you doing? (snort laughter, into giggling) Hi. D'you--do you regret your decisions? Yeah? M'kay.

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xB is sooo guardian coded

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xB: "Guardian's suck" I love guardians. Guardians are probably--actually, not even probably--they're, they're, I think they're my--(sucks in a breath) yeah, they're my favorite. I love guardians.

xB: It makes me chuckle, though, every time I see somebody...clear a guardian monument, and how hectic they always are? They're like "oh my god, oh, oh, ugh, oh, eugh--," and I'm just like, "uhh, (laughs) alright." (laughs) Like, literally, if they're, if they're trying to, y'know, if you're trying to clear a room and they're trying to zap you with the beam--just. Walk into 'em, and they'll stop, and they'll swim away. They're some of the easiest things to like, get away from you.

xB: "Never--never knew you could stop them by walking into them. Thought breaking line of sight was the only way." Nope. Let me see if I can find one--see, if you walk into it--they stop. I mean, its like, once you walk past em, they'll start again? But. Yeah. I'm very comfortable around guardians, if it wasn't--(giggles) if it wasn't obvious. Not sure why.

xB: (twelve seconds of him fighting guardians, before he finds one hiding in a corner) What are you doing? (snort laughter, into giggling) Hi. D'you--do you regret your decisions? Yeah? M'kay.

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xB is sooo guardian coded

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xB: "Guardian's suck" I love guardians. Guardians are probably--actually, not even probably--they're, they're, I think they're my--(sucks in a breath) yeah, they're my favorite. I love guardians.

xB: It makes me chuckle, though, every time I see somebody...clear a guardian monument, and how hectic they always are? They're like "oh my god, oh, oh, ugh, oh, eugh--," and I'm just like, "uhh, (laughs) alright." (laughs) Like, literally, if they're, if they're trying to, y'know, if you're trying to clear a room and they're trying to zap you with the beam--just. Walk into 'em, and they'll stop, and they'll swim away. They're some of the easiest things to like, get away from you.

xB: "Never--never knew you could stop them by walking into them. Thought breaking line of sight was the only way." Nope. Let me see if I can find one--see, if you walk into it--they stop. I mean, its like, once you walk past em, they'll start again? But. Yeah. I'm very comfortable around guardians, if it wasn't--(giggles) if it wasn't obvious. Not sure why.

xB: (twelve seconds of him fighting guardians, before he finds one hiding in a corner) What are you doing? (snort laughter, into giggling) Hi. D'you--do you regret your decisions? Yeah? M'kay.