Probably my favourite greentext. It’s so fucjing stupid
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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Well my life is fucked i lost my only special toy
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That movie was slow but full of scenes
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getting stoned and playing minecraft: stand still fro 1 hour watching your friends build something
getting stoned and playing sekiro: beat every boss hitless first try and finish the game in 1 second
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Friends in Distant Places, chalk pastel on paper
2023
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They're going crazy on LinkedIn
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