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@cant-get-worse-than-this I'm going to cry how do these posts keep finding me

Look, I didn’t want to be a rizzler.

If you’re mewing to this because you think you might be one, my advice is: end your streak right now. Believe whatever lie your mom or dad told you about their edgeing, try to live a beta life.

Being a rizzler, is skibidi, it’s lacking gyatt, most of the time, it gets you mogged in painful, nasty ways.

If you’re a gooner, reading this because you think it’s fiction, great. Read on. I envy you for being able to believe the rizz never left Ohio.

But if you recognize yourself in these pages - if you feel something mogging inside - stop edging immediately. You might be one of us. And once you know that, it’s only a matter of time before the opps sense it too, and they’ll come for you.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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Remember that the calls for the national guard to intervene are calls to use state violence against Palestinian, Jewish, Arab, Muslim and other pro-Palestine students. They’re calling for deadly violence against Jews in the name of “anti-antisemitism.”

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#tuesday my sexy sexy friend #light me up

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I never know how to say this without sounding condescending but when it comes to social media you can simply choose not to be around people who make you unhappy.

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blep — the other half of getting used to them… i didn’t really like take time to do these so they didn’t really end up how i liked esp annabel lee, lenore + eulalie ish 😭

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Y’all should get a hit of my skl bathroom. The tap doesn’t even fully REACH the sink

why are bathroom sinks designed like that. infuriating

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"Was that sarcasm, Fai Zhang?"

"Yes, Grandmother."

"Good, there may be hope for you yet"

absolutely underrated moment right there

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I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing

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bro i fucking hate living next to a fucking tavern they always have the worst fucking singers performing on saturdays

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WAIT I HAVE AN AWESOME HOUSE DESIGN

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Every single fic update there is an author trying frantically to find the right balance between a nonchalant aside of "leave a comment if you enjoyed =)" and clinging desperately to the coat tails of a random stranger, dragging along behind them on the street wailing "Please, please! I have to know what you thought! I'm desperate to talk to people about this! Ask me about the alliterative repetition! Ask me about the symbolism!"

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if you’re white and wanna write a poc character and feel awkward about it i implore you to ignore any twitblr stuff treating it as a massive ethical burden and instead come in more with the same mindset you’d have if you wanted to write about idk firefighters but didn’t know anything about firefighters so you do... research. Like fuck off with the weird kinda creepy calls for spiritual introspection you’re not writing about god damn space aliens you’re writing about humans and if you think you need more perspective of different life experiences just read?

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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

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you have GOT to be able to admit when you’ve believed something bigoted in order to improve as a human being. like you NEED to be able to handle that if you want to act in line with your values

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#Pass #???

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Two manul kittens playing in a beautiful field during golden hour