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tfatws bucky as jiji from kiki's delivery service

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Domestic Bucky>>>>>

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me: *rolls over and goes back to sleep*

the necromancer who just spent several days constructing and performing a ritual to raise me from the dead:

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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pretty boys as chew toys do you agree

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eminem is trans masc to some, trans fem to others, and an enemy to all

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Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

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I haven't purchased a HP item in close to a decade - I use the books I already had as doorstops or to prop a laptop up for meetings nowadays.

There is NO "death of the author" with JK Rowling - she controls and continues to profit from her IP, and uses that money to fund hate groups.

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Ok but... Cheesy Pickup Lines/Shakespeare.

What I mean by that is it doesn't stop at "You Light up the Darkness". It goes on.

Cheesy Pickuplines make partners flustered. But Cheesy Monologues make them Stunned&Flustered or LaughingOverboard&Touched(Like WTF is happening & OMG he loves me.)

like father, like kids. and make it with Bruce and the Wayne kids with cheesy pick up lines for their partners.

imagine Bruce searching through the internet on what to say and he stumbles on cheesy pick up lines, thinking they work with his flirtation skills. he already has that playboy persona he puts on, but what if he wants to expand his skills?

his kids are just like him. their partners talking about how cheesy they sound, but does it really matter? the lines work on them anyways.

just imagine some scenerios:

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Wally, calling Babs: Hey, Babs. Did Dick ever do cheesy pick up lines to you?

Babs, laughs: He tried. Is he getting any better?

Wally, blushing hard: I mean...

Babs: I shouldn't even be asking you, Walls. No matter what he does, you adore him.

Roy, who hears Wally's question to Babs, grins: Jaybird does the same.

Wally: Probably a brother thing?

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Jon: Kon, should I be worried that Damian is starting to talk... Like....

Kon: Like what?

Jon, cheeks turning red: He's telling me pick up lines from Tumblr that I found last week!

Kon, baffled: Hold up! I swear Tim just recently told me also-

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Steph: So, does Duke's pick up lines work on you?

Izzy, smiles: He doesn't need to, but I appreciate the effort.

Steph, shrugs with a knowing smile: I know the feeling.

somewhere at the Watchtower:

Batman: You're just like the Bat signal because you light up the darkness.

Wonder Woman blinks before smiling lovingly at Batman.

somehow Roy and Wally hears the gossip between Batman and Wonder Woman.

Red Arrow: So it must be a family thing.

Flash: Yuppp, not just a brother thing.

Superman, smirks: A hundred percent.

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like father, like kids. and make it with Bruce and the Wayne kids with cheesy pick up lines for their partners.

imagine Bruce searching through the internet on what to say and he stumbles on cheesy pick up lines, thinking they work with his flirtation skills. he already has that playboy persona he puts on, but what if he wants to expand his skills?

his kids are just like him. their partners talking about how cheesy they sound, but does it really matter? the lines work on them anyways.

just imagine some scenerios:

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Wally, calling Babs: Hey, Babs. Did Dick ever do cheesy pick up lines to you?

Babs, laughs: He tried. Is he getting any better?

Wally, blushing hard: I mean...

Babs: I shouldn't even be asking you, Walls. No matter what he does, you adore him.

Roy, who hears Wally's question to Babs, grins: Jaybird does the same.

Wally: Probably a brother thing?

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Jon: Kon, should I be worried that Damian is starting to talk... Like....

Kon: Like what?

Jon, cheeks turning red: He's telling me pick up lines from Tumblr that I found last week!

Kon, baffled: Hold up! I swear Tim just recently told me also-

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Steph: So, does Duke's pick up lines work on you?

Izzy, smiles: He doesn't need to, but I appreciate the effort.

Steph, shrugs with a knowing smile: I know the feeling.

somewhere at the Watchtower:

Batman: You're just like the Bat signal because you light up the darkness.

Wonder Woman blinks before smiling lovingly at Batman.

somehow Roy and Wally hears the gossip between Batman and Wonder Woman.

Red Arrow: So it must be a family thing.

Flash: Yuppp, not just a brother thing.

Superman, smirks: A hundred percent.

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Tom Hiddleston on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

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The Ducktales reboot truly is a gift.

Scrooge: if we lose, you're out of the will.

Donald: I was in the will????????

Jim Rash's totally unhinged, just this side of not evil Gyro Gearloose.

Beck Bennett's flawless Launchpad.

The triplets having distinct and delightful personalities. All three of them having tender undercurrents the way little kids have.

David Tennant. Just. David Tennant.

The plots pulled and modernized from the comics.

Just the whole cast. Margot Martindale as Ma Beagle. Catherine Tate as Magicka. Lin Manuel Miranda as Fenton.

I wish we'd gotten more, but I'm super thankful for what we got.

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“people in the JL hate Batman because he’s so strict” nah. people in the JL hate Batman because all of their sidekicks wanna hang out and train with the batfamily and come home asking questions like “so when are you going to get a plane?” and “why don’t you know how to do [complex judo move]?”

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NGC 7714, When Two Galaxies Collide