redheadedfailgirl

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Gay Laundry ❤️

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I'm the transfem Icarus. I got on my wings (hormones) and flew too close to the sun (attempting to pass) and fell from grace (coworker clocked me).

#the void #transgender #transfem #transgender women #passing #discourse #discuss

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"She's so nice even though she's trans." -My coworker, who is very nice even tho' she's cis

#this was about a tv character not me #and she is very nice #but also im right there and its very upsetting to realize that transphobia is everywhere everyday #very sadge #the void

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Everything reminds me of Her...

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came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

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There’s a lot going on in that little critter’s head right now.

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Lost icarly episode iSeen A Skull

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the improv impulse is so dangerous. one time a little kid asked me where the friend I was with went (she walked off to grab drinks for us) and, before I could think about why this was a bad idea, I pointed to the river and said "I drowned her" complete with a motion of pushing down someone's shoulders

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girl what the fuck is happening to Drew Carey ?

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

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I wonder how well an "It's just an empty box" episode of Game Changer would go. Just a series of challenges that look fucking suspicious as hell but with absolutely nothing more than face value about them. Then you just have Sam act suspicious the entire episode and see where things go from there. Ideas I have are:

Ominous spotlight illuminates one of the players.

Pick a word someone says or action someone does a lot. Play a little chime anytime it happens.

Legal paperwork is brought out mid episode. It's dense and 200-300 pages thick.

A small black box is brought out. There's a small hole cut in it. Sam says the box is definitely empty and they just have to put their hands in. Don't worry, there's nothing there. Why are you crying?

Randomly start saying "Sam Says" but assure contestants they're not playing Sam Says.

Drop a mannequin from the ceiling.

This has been my pitch for "Give Brennan an ulcer 2024."

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if i don’t go camping and fuck in the forest soon i fear i may wither away and die

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Fuck Israel and fuck everyone who still wants to pretend this is confusing or complicated. Is it really that hard to point out the "bad people" in a scenario where a multi-billion military apparatus is handcuffing and killing children and medical staff inside a fucking hospital?

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which is definitely not an omen