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Worldbuilding tip for aspiring fantasy authors! Give that swordsman a bigger ass
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“How to make cats and dogs happy at the same time”
(via)
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i am extremely well-adjusted and mentally healthy as long as nothing goes wrong ever at all even a little bit
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The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.
Eat them.
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Anakin forgets that Ahsoka is smol
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take off all your clothes and walk into the sea
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america needs ranked-choice voting so we can end this same fucking discourse happening every four years like clockwork
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People love to go “ in the Soviet Union they picked your job for you 😭” yeah cunt that’s what we’re doin now too except they make you bark like a dog for three weeks straight first getting denied everywhere you wanna work until you end up somewhere you dont like anyway. Let’s just cut out that middle man why don’t we
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[Thinks guy with six bankruptcies is stable genius.]
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