recreated moment from that one scene in the internet show where the two girls start making out and their friend was just standing there like
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I don’t know what I expected from the Augbert interview but it certainly wasn’t “dream being who’s maybe an omen of death and maybe your therapist”
and it definitely didn’t involve “Brennan jumps on Sam reich and demands $20,000”
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today i am here at New Home
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Shoutout to my new hair stylist who heard me say, “I work in Queer Romance” put away her scissors and just straight up buzzed my back and sides without being asked to 😂
Also hi, if you’re the individuals who recognized me in the village, thanks for being super sweet about my outfit and sorry if I was awkward.
I was not prepared to get complimented quite so enthusiastically followed by someone doing a double take before yelling,“wait... Are you on Tumblr?!” in front of a crowd of people 😅
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i wore red eyeshadow today and this lil mexican boy like 10 yrs old had his silver chain and hat and was all puffed up machismo but got all shy walkin over to the counter and was like “i really love your eyeshadow” in the most genuine awestruck voice. can’t believe i almost didn’t wear it. i almost missed out on bein “masc mexican dude wearing makeup” representation my heart was so full
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wizard city
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What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?
.. i’m palestinian
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A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:
I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.
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the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys
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the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys
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the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys
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AITA for a “friend” situation?
one day my archnemesis (well call her 🍺) cut her eyebrow to get an eyebrow scar and look cool and blamed it on the other person in the trio (💫), saying she forced her to cut herself. everyone believed her and got mad at 💫, which got me really mad and i sent her many swears, insults, etc etc. a month or so later 💫 stopped being friends with me because i kept on mentioning 🍺 which she asked me not to. 🍺 then spread rumors about me hacking her moms email (???) and trying to hack her skype acc. everyone believed her. i then got really mad and sent 🍺 multiple swears, insults, and even wished for her to die. she sent screenshots and played the victim to everyone. i did this for around a week and then stopped, but occasionally sent anonymous comments on her social profiles. AITA ??
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AITA for a “friend” situation?
one day my archnemesis (well call her 🍺) cut her eyebrow to get an eyebrow scar and look cool and blamed it on the other person in the trio (💫), saying she forced her to cut herself. everyone believed her and got mad at 💫, which got me really mad and i sent her many swears, insults, etc etc. a month or so later 💫 stopped being friends with me because i kept on mentioning 🍺 which she asked me not to. 🍺 then spread rumors about me hacking her moms email (???) and trying to hack her skype acc. everyone believed her. i then got really mad and sent 🍺 multiple swears, insults, and even wished for her to die. she sent screenshots and played the victim to everyone. i did this for around a week and then stopped, but occasionally sent anonymous comments on her social profiles. AITA ??
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just saw some loser who had their car wipers on too fast when it was only light rain. Me and the fellow drivers pointed and laughed at him
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