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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:

(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)

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It's high noon in Penacony...

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i play hsr for the plot (hot chaotic racoon is the plot)

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destruction buddies

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stella is a snitch

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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I can't be the first to make this connection

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oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

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Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths

the general public doesnt know how physics works

the general public doesnt know how lying works

oh crap this ones real

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But it does.

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people have these “my dog is a democrat” stickers and I like to imagine them with increasingly unlikely animals professing more niche political opinions:

my parrot is a democratic socialist

my arctic fox is an anarchopastoralist

my catfish believes in the divine right of kings

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My boyfriend's professor doesn't believe I exist, so I sent this email

And his professor responded with this

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Put thee not on Silent

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origami 🌃

I care him,,,🫶🏼

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