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mvphana:

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[ 📲 • sms: judy🔥 ] that’s why they’re kept in cages. no one’s gonna accidentally step on a cage

[ 📲 • sms: judy🔥 ] first of all u definitely need someone to watch you and keep you inside

[ 📲 • sms: judy🔥 ] second i’m horrified by the idea of u babysitting anyone ever

[ 📲 • sms: judy🔥 ] i know but what if they escape? i had a hamster when i was a kid and it was really good at making itself flat and slipping through the bars!! [ 📲 • sms: judy🔥 ] this is so rude i’m an adult i can drink and everything [ 📲 • sms: judy🔥 ] which. maybe be part of the problem. i don’t know. i’m no doctor.

#ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍɪss ᴍᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʜᴏʟᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅ {sms} #{sms} {mvphana}

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dwarvesandarrows:

[text to: Red red ] maybe people find eyeball lipstick pretty

[text to: Red red ]you never know with the place 

[text to: Kili ] the kind of people that find eyeball lipstick pretty are NOT the kind of people i want to attract. [text to: Kili ] no offense to all weirdos and whatever

#ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍɪss ᴍᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʜᴏʟᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅ {sms} #{sms} {dwarvesandarrows}

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{ @dwarvesandarrows​ from here }

[text to: Kili ] it was an accident OK!!! [text to: Kili ] i may be like a tiny bit tipsy. [text to: Kili ] but at least i look cute!! eyeball-lipstick aside.

#ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍɪss ᴍᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʜᴏʟᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅ {sms} #{sms} {dwarvesandarrows}

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{ @maskdgentleman​ from here }

[ 📲 • sms: akira ] well?? i didn’t ask you to clean up, you just did it. [ 📲 • sms: akira ] then you’ll be pleased to know that this time the glitter is silver. it’s a way better look for me. [ 📲 • sms: akira ] can i put some on you? i bet it’ll look amazing!!

#ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍɪss ᴍᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʜᴏʟᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅ {sms} #{sms} {maskdgentleman}

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{ @kleinmcns from here }

( ✉ → sms: jared ) 😇😇😇 ( ✉ → sms: jared ) thats for me to know and you to find out ( ✉ → sms: jared ) when you get here in 5!!

#ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍɪss ᴍᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʜᴏʟᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅ {sms} #{kleinmcns} {sms} #drugs tw

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[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

text message meme! || accepting

[ to: hana ] OK NO i wasn’t crying ‘cause i was scared of hamsters![ to: hana ] i was crying because they’re so small and sweet and i worry about them getting stepped on.[ to: hana ] also. i’m 21. i AM the babysitter.

#ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍɪss ᴍᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʜᴏʟᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅ {sms} #{sms} {mvphana} #judy...no

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[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices (faith)

text message meme! || accepting || @dcnkeyskin

[ to: faith ] poor choices you can use as a cool story at parties?[ to: faith ] or poor choices you’d rather never tell anyone ever?

#ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍɪss ᴍᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʜᴏʟᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅ {sms} #{sms} {dcnkeyskin}

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judy looked up at the sound of the woman’ voice. “sure.” she held out her hand to take the other woman’s ticket. “uh, you’re at the wrong station. this ticket won’t let you in here.” she looked up, anxious to provide another alternative. “i guess you could walk to the next station? bit of a trek, though. -- or buy a new ticket.”

“La mort à ces!” The quarter-veela exclaimed taking out the denied ticket once again from the port. “Damn if I can stand up to a dragon, but use zeese muggle object and I am at a loss.” For about 15 minutes the woman had been trying to scan her ticket into the reader to get past the gate for the train. She didn’t know many ways to get around but this seemed quick enough; if she could get past the first gate at least. “Excuse! You know how to work zee-is…thing?!” 

#ɢɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʟᴇssᴏɴ {conversation} #{conversation} {flrdlcr}

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“yeaaah,” judy dragged the word out. “definitely not a mansion. which is a shame, really. i feel like i BELONG in a mansion, you know?” a small smile at the other woman before she offered up some actual HELPFUL information: “you’re in london.”

              wanda spun around to try and get a better read of her surroundings, of course, it was london. she had been here on missions before, but it was quite strange because she had been in the avengers mansion and now she was here. sure she could teleport, but only a little bit and not across the sea. ‘ doesnt look like i’m in the avenger’s mansion anymore. ‘

#ɢɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʟᴇssᴏɴ {conversation} #{conversation} {sorciiereecarlate}

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what are you proudest of?

it was honesty hour last night & i’m finally answering

hmmm. that’s a good question! i reckon, probably just getting to college? like, i know hampden isn’t the BEST place in the world, but no one else in my family has ever been to college. and i’m totally gonna get my act together soon and really, like, DO something with my degree.

#ʜɪᴘs’ʟʟ sᴇɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴛʀᴀɴᴄᴇ {asks and answer} #when else will i get the chance to use this icon tbh

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how are you so perfect tho?

it was honesty hour last night & i’m finally answering

aw, you’re too sweet!! if only everyone agreed with you, i’d totally have it made.

#ʜɪᴘs’ʟʟ sᴇɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴛʀᴀɴᴄᴇ {asks and answer}

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waited-for-you:

[ to: the Red Lady] you sew for the drama department???

[ to: the Red Lady] that is so cool ! 

[ to: the Red Lady] was there a favourite costume you sewed ?

[ to: Bill ] yeah, i guess it is pretty cool. [ to: Bill ] we did grease last year. the pink lady jackets were sweet, i kept one for myself. 😉 [ to: Bill ] what about you? you into drama and all that?

#bill is 2 cute omg #{sms} {waited-for-you} #ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍɪss ᴍᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʜᴏʟᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅ {sms}

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mal--bertha:

“Wiccan? No,” she said, shaking her head. “My mother is Maleficent. She’s magic, I’m magic. It’s hereditary. Still working on that turning into a dragon thing, though.”

“oh my god.” judy laughed. “i can’t tell if i’m high right now --- or if you are. tell me more about this magic thing. what can you do, if not turn into a dragon?” she didn’t necessarily BELIEVE the other girl, but this was certainly shaping up to be an amusing conversation.

#ɢɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʟᴇssᴏɴ {conversation} #{conversation} {mal--bertha}

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“wow. you’re, like, a total hero.” judy grinned at the girl. “but i wouldn’t say the night is RUINED. i mean, at least it wasn’t my beer. --- on that note, buy you one if you’d like?”

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ginny didn’t really get drunk, but she was certainly a fan of going out and getting tipsy, especially when it was in the city. the night had been going great, could really only be better if her friends were around, when she noticed the girl somewhat in front of her in line for the bathroom get a beer poured on her. she had walked up immediately, pushing at the girl who had the nerve to throw her beer on someone, getting her to walk away. “trust me i did. if not for you then for me. i can’t stand people like that. i mean, not only is she ruining everyone’s night but she also wasted some perfectly good beer.”

#omg i'm sorry this is so short #ɢɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʟᴇssᴏɴ {conversation} #{conversation} {ginnywslys} #alcohol tw

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ctrlduke:

          heather mentally cursed at herself for asking such a stupid question– if heather were here, she’d most definitely bat her over the head. she almost felt the need to mumble as an instinct ‘sorry heather’– how sad. she lifted the cigarette to her lips, mimicing the other girl’s actions. “ mmhm… i don’t really know how i got here, either. it’s all a blur… “ 

“yeah --- super weird. maybe it’s like a mass hallucination.” she shrugged; judy wasn’t too bothered about figuring it out. “but i guess if it is, it’s a pretty cool one.”

#judy is that bitch who takes one (1) psychology course and thinks shes freud's second coming #ɢɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʟᴇssᴏɴ {conversation} #{conversation} {ctrlduke}

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dcnkeyskin:

“the car still works, i’m unharmed, and he drove off.” faith pulled away, uncomfortable with even the idea of someone showing concern for her. “ don’t worry about it. “

okay, the car metaphor was getting confusing. “well, that punk’s lucky i can’t catch up to him without a car of my own.” judy noted the way faith distanced herself, but she couldn’t just stop worrying just like that. “want some ice?”

#ɢɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʟᴇssᴏɴ {conversation} #{conversation} {dcnkeyskin}

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ofhoodies:

          “ sorry, sorry. “ he mumbled, hushing himself and passing judy a glass of water. he took a seat and gingerly crossed his arms over his chest, attempting to not make too much of a racket. “ what happened to you, girly? get hit by a bus or something? “ 

judy accepted the water, taking a long gulp and wishing it was enough to magically heal her. but no. “i wish. ugh, i just went to this party last night, and there was a keg stand --” there was always a keg stand, or a competition, or a game of some kind, that judy could never resist joining in -- “and the rest is history, or whatever. what about you? i’m guessin’ there are no keg stands in your immediate history.”

#ɢɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʟᴇssᴏɴ {conversation} #{conversation} {ofhoodies}