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I FORGOT MY URL WAS RECTUSERECTUS

rectuserectus69 jesus christ you’re back

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Not really but yeah

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my friends and i are sending a box to spg, so we wanted to decorate the sides.

ivan was over for like, six hours. so we decided to work on it.

we also thought it was be oh-so funny to cover an entire side of the box with green/yellow gummy wormZ (and one blue/red one).

um.

it was fun at first.

but then it turned into about two hours of pure hell, both of us doing about half. me drawing every single worm in black, him coloring about half of them yellow/green, and me finishing up the coloring after he left.

the white space is the part that tape is on, so i couldn’t color over it.

it’s a lot worse than you think.

based on this. (i’m linking to matt’s reblog because my original post won’t work on my blog for some reason)

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ivan: what if you saw steam powered giraffe in public.

ivan: wait do they go out in public.

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WHY HAVE YOU REVEALED MY SECRETS!?!?!?!

so…story behind this (i’ll try to make it short). my friends kacee and ivan went to the concert with me at wild wild west con back in march. ivan picked up two bags of “gummy wormZ” (michael reed quote) on the way, and decided to eat one bag, and get the other signed by steam powered giraffe. so when he went to get a picture, he got them all the sign the unopened bag. matt said “hey, you’re not gonna offer me one?!” so ivan took a red/blue one out of the open bag and tried to give it to him. but matt asked if he could have a green/yellow one. we’re sending a box to steam powered giraffe, and we decided to get gummy wormZ for them. or matt. or whoever. we got six bags, plus i had a 2.5 lbs bag from easter. we opened three bags, and got aaaaalllll the green/yellow ones out and put them in this ziplock baggie. then, on my own time, i picked through my huge bag and got all of those ones out. which resulted in this huge bag of just green/yellow gummy wormZ for matt. except…if you look closer… MWAHAHAHA. ONE RED/BLUE ONE.

and that’s why you shouldn’t be picky with your gummy wormZ.

#wormZ #spg #SecretRunied #SPG Matt

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Let’s get her on the show!!!

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This is beautiful

I SAID I WAS GONNA DO IT AND I DID IT. So here’s my Altair plushie progress. He has no head yet but I’m gonna try and make him one tomorrow.

The left pic is the front and the right is the back. He had a little hidden blade and I even left a little gap where his missing finger should be. It’s hard to see in the pics though. :B

Hopefully I can do the rest tomorrow!

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Minerva's den. Hands down.

I have enough Microsoft Points for one of the Bioshock 2 DLCs. The Protector Trials OR Minerva’s Den Which one should I get?

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YOU'VE SHATTERED MY CHILDHOOD DREAMS

Delaying the inevitable post-show makeup removal by watching videos from PAX online…

#My childhood #spg

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GUYS! I NEED YOUR HELP!

JUST STOP SCROLLING FOR A MOMENT.

SHE’S MY STEPSISTER AND SHE’S MISSING!!!

This is my step-sister Cheyenne. Her hair now has a pinkish purple streak in her bangs.

She went missing tonight, around 7ish PM EST. She slipped out of our home while me and my mother went to a movie, and her father was asleep. We think she may be with a boy, in Nescopeck, PA. 

Just please please if you know anything, pass it on to the South Centre Police Department of Pennsylvania. 570-784-8552

OR their Non-emergency hotline: [phone]

Just please guys. She’s only 15, and I couldn’t live knowing something happened to her and I wasn’t there to protect her. Just please pass this on. Please.

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My completed Rabbit drawing. I know it’s not the best but I’m pretty proud of it (:

#BunnyBennet #spg #steampoweredgiraffe #spgrabbit #drawing

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Rabbit drawing.

So I'm in the process of drawing rabbit from Steam Powered Giraffe. I have the head completed. Should I continue on the body or leave it a portrait? Any help is appreciated

#Rabbitspg #spg #drawing #help

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Yep I'm the 4'9 kid :p

I LOOK TERRIBLY AWKWARD.

but oh my god, best day of my life. i was shaking during the picture. :c

and then that’s my friend ivan’s picture; my other friend hasn’t put hers up yet.

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I got a picture with SteamPoweredGiraffe!

#personal #spg #steam powered giraffe

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SPG signed gummy worms :D

#spg #steam powered giraffe #gummy worms