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reaperpet · 3 years
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reaperpet · 3 years
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welp. i was THISCLOSE to posting an adolescent “i hate everything” post… and then i saw this.
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reaperpet · 3 years
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He finally got to meet him!
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reaperpet · 3 years
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Caleb may be emotionally dead inside but his facial expressions sure ain’t!
((In other words Liam’s faces were so funny this whole segment I literally could not help myself.))
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reaperpet · 3 years
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I dream of one day being able to craft characters as vividly and efficiently as Billy Joel in “Piano Man.”
Paul “the real-estate novelist”. Three words! That’s all we need to build a complete picture of this man’s personality and history. And then it just rounds out the picture with “never had time for a wife”.
And we don’t even pause a beat before jumping to the equally vivid tragedy of “Davy who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life.”
And these two are talking together! Because of course they are, these kindred souls stuck in their lives of mediocrity.
The whole song’s nothing but lightning-fast character sketches. The old man whose song is “sad and sweet and knew it complete when I wore a younger man’s clothes.”
John at the bar, so firmly established as cheerful and friendly and exuberant before the 180 turn to “Bill, I believe this is killing me.”
The waitress practicing politics.
Even the businessmen “sharing a drink they call loneliness, but it’s better than drinking alone.”
All these tiny little tragicomic figures gathered around a bar’s piano. Sketched in five minutes and thirty-nine seconds–and that’s counting the choruses and harmonica breaks.
I dunno, I just think about it every time I hear the song and think he deserves more credit for it.
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reaperpet · 4 years
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THE GREATEST SAGA OF OUR TIME
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reaperpet · 4 years
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literally a PERFECT video
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reaperpet · 4 years
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Happy National Coming Out Day! 🏳️‍🌈⚔️
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I know the popular take is Batman's rogues getting their butts handed to them by Bruce Wayne, and I'm not belittling that, because that's really funny for all stated reasons?
But how about a new take: most of Batman's rogues call him off limits, because they find out he is their benefactor, when/if they try to reform?
Mr Freeze won't touch him because when he's in Arkham, Bruce is the one who finances the research to help Nora Fries.
Poison Ivy won't touch him because he had been the one supplying her with plants, while in prison.
Harley won't touch him because he's just a great guy an' gotham needs guys like that.
Riddler won't touch him because he was the secret backer that time Eddie tried to open a detective agency.
Croc won't touch him because he's one of the few people who ever talks to him like a person.
Deadshot refuses any hits on him because he found out Wayne does a lot of secret work for people down on their luck who made bad mistakes.
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reaperpet · 4 years
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gotta introduce the plot somehow I guess
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reaperpet · 4 years
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The Shark Song
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reaperpet · 4 years
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WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????
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Happy anniversary to the greatest episode to ever air on television
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reaperpet · 4 years
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Toonami:
Black Lives Matter.
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attached are also numbers for worldwide suicide hotlines. please reach out for help if you’re feeling hopeless.
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