*makes a jerking off motion every time someone with authority talks*
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          parker bites his lip, unsure of how to respond, and it hadnât been the first time she had rendered him SPEECHLESS. she was fearlessly flirtatious, another thing that completely differentiated the two, and aside from zephyr or june or emma hyping him up like the close friends they were, he hadnât received compliments so openly since ⌠well, his last relationship. it made him feel special, sure, but he still felt ⌠AWKWARD. but he knew paige was just teasing, and it made things a little easier to handle. âweâve surprisingly got a lot of those â virtuosos. who knew music had such world-dominating potential?â he jokes back.Â
parker watches her jostle through her bag, letting out a chuckle â itâs almost comical how random and messy the things that appear are, like sheâs digging through a bag in those cartoons that never seem to have an end to their capacity. âmy guitars?â he repeats, a wide smile appearing on his face as he eyes the sheet. the drawings are incredibly impressive â parker had always admired her talent. âpaige ⌠these ⌠are AMAZING. really cool,â he says, assuming that she wants to keep them. âthis doesnât mean you were thinking of me, does it?â maybe he should try the flirting back thing â it didnât hurt to try.
âhardwickâs class is a snooze-fest anyway, youâd bring some much-needed entertainment into the room,â he responds, waving off the importance of education. he SWORE she was a bad influence on him, even if he did try and hold a strong front. âif you decide to not to attend, and want to go on a ride, i wonât be long,â he says, walking out of the elevator when it reached his floor, glancing back at her with a friendly smile.
â âOH, I KNOW,â PAIGE ACKNOWLEDGES, âand, parker, i hate to break it to you, but music just sounds nice. imperium is just pretentious about it. maybe next time they invite someone a little more punk, you know, someone who really shreds, iâll change my mind about that.â not that jazz music wasnât nice, but she certainly wasnât about to drop acid to it or anything. âalthough, i do like you best, donât tell the rest of them.â she hardly knew the rest of them, so perhaps it wasnât MUCH of a compliment.Â
paige nods, nonchalant, âyeah, theyâre cool.â she passes the sheet over to him, âyou can have them if you want. as long as you promise to let me design your first tattoo.â she probably wouldnât hold him to that. his response catches her off-guard for a moment (but only for a moment) since parker NEVER flirts with her. turns red? sure. dismisses it? likely. but she grins, nudging him, â'course i was, but this time i promise my thoughts were g-rated.âÂ
âooh, parker ainsworth, talking shit about a teacher, never thought iâd see the day,â she muses, wheeling her bike off of the elevator. âand inviting me to skip class?â paige mounts her bike and rides down the hallway. âiâm in. but while you do that, iâm just gonna tell hardwick hello first. meet you back here in ten,â thereâs a wicked grin on her face as she rides off in the direction of her classroom. Â
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âthankfully no to both, it was about that animal crossing game, also did you see theyâre making yet another live action disney movie? iâm still salty over mushu not being in the live action mulan. but aladdin was honestly breathtaking.â harper smiled after her long winded ramble, not meaning to have gone off on such a tangent.Â
âyou werenât in a rush anywhere were you?â
â âNO, BUT IâM SURE ITâLL BE COOL,â paige shrugs. âi donât really watch movies.â she canât sit still long enough to enjoy them. a six-second vine is honestly a bit much for her. so, sheâs not always up-to-date on every pop culture trend, not because she doesnât know how, but because she canât find the interest. âno, actually, iâm never in a rush,â paige adds with a grin. âwhy, whatâs up?âÂ
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cognac-coloured irises thrum with curious light; they catch whichever brightness they touch, be it sun-rays or the street-lights, and turn it into flame. her digits â which had been pulling her jacket taut around her frame â relaxed, before delving into her pockets for what her dad would call, disapprovingly shaking his head, a âbastone del cancro.â quite literally a âcancer stick.â hyperbole, even when it isnât, doesnât faze milena: âhey, my fucking lighterâs gone and broken: please tell me youâve got a light. youâll be my saviour?â (a flutter of eyelashes.)
â âYUP,â PAIGE NODS, DIGGING ONE OUT OF HER POCKET. hot pink and decorated with homemade stickers. one of many. âyou can bum a light if i can bum a cigarette,â paige shrugs, sitting down beside lena. âitâs sort of the least a privileged imperium society member could do, huh? or are my dirty plebian hands not good enough for your high-class cigaretes?â a slight laugh. sheâs not bitter.Â
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he would always have an appreciation for those who seemed to understand him a little more than most people did, and also those who definitely knew how to have fun. it seemed that paigeâs whole agenda was fun and where she could find it next, and that was always something he could get behind. âsure i like you, but i canât help but feel like youâre underestimating me a little.â he chuckled. âare you really going to class? iâm sure thereâs something better we could find to do.â
â âIF IâM DOING ANY UNDERESTIMATING, then you should prove it,â she says with a shrug, not afraid to challenge him. she has no doubts that he wonât get her in trouble. anselâs never been the type to uphold the law. âi mean, i was bored so i was considering it, but,â she leans over the handlebars to look up at him, âiâm definitely open to other options. youâre free right now?âÂ
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thereâs a moment of him just kind of staring at her, obvious confusion painting his face for a split of a second. then, he opens his mouth, lets out a laugh. âoh my god, no way!â heâs suddenly amused, even more than before. âi thought we were just gonna be shading each other the whole time! so i was just gonna be, like, mean to you and stuff, but now youâre offering me drugs?â he just assumes thatâs what sheâs on about. âdo i look like a junkie addict right now, is that what youâre saying? eugh.â heâs putting up a character, just so he can then break it and replace it with a different one. a moment of silence. âwhere can i buy the methamphetamines?â tone serious.Â
â PAIGE FURROWS HER BROW, contemplating whether sheâs got time for whatever level of bullshit this is. whatever it is, she can certainly make out that heâs mocking her for whatever reason, and thatâs really sort of irritating since she DOES offer a service to the people. âthink i liked you better when you were mean to me,â she shrugs, unable to follow his changing moods â or characters. âfirst of all, i have no idea what youâre doing, and second of all, even if youâre joking, i wouldnât help you get meth. you have really nice teeth, you donât wanna fuck that up. consider it a favor.âÂ
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ansel was blissfully minding his own business for once having just exited a class; sauntering down the halls like he had no care in the world and making his way towards the elevator. there was something he had left in one of the classrooms the other day and was on his way to fetch it when suddenly a bike stood in his way, a female figure joined to it that he instantly recognized.
âouch,â he muttered, feigning hurt. âimperium fucks, huh?â he tilted his head. âi donât know, paige⌠i might have to let something slip for that one.â
â âYOU HEARD ME,â SHE SAYS, and she doesnât back down, regardless of who sheâs speaking to. paigeâs draw to ansel mattison is solely in the interest of her own amusement â and he never disappoints. even if she isnât too fond of the elitist squad as a whole. he seems to get her and her desire for recklessness â heâs never asked her to show a little more feeling or care about people for once. itâs easy with him. âcome on ansel, we both know you wonât do it,â paige claims, unable to keep the cockiness out of her voice. âyou like me too much.âÂ
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         while he could have felt jealous of the friendship that zephyr and paige had, parker was secretly glad that his roommate had someone to go on adventures that would have been a little out of parkerâs comfort zone. it certainly got zeph off parkerâs tail about sometimes choosing to stay in and focusing on his music some nights, and paige wasnât half-bad company, either â even if she seemingly had perfected the way to get parker to blush. this wasnât any exception. âyes, iâll admit, the bike was making it a little hard to focus on anything else,â he concedes with a lighthearted chuckle. âyou and i have different opinions of fun, but iâll give it to you. itâs a challenge,â he says, entering the elevator with her. âwas going to meet up with an advisor. something about an opportunity â a music opportunity,â he corrects before she could assume anything else. âwhat about you? whatâs your plan for locking this thing up?â
â âOF COURSE, THE BIKE,â she concedes with a knowing smile, tapping the handlebars for good measure. despite her aversion to imperium as a whole, she loves parker and zeph â for a girl that was so transient, their room was like a home to her, and she spent many nights laying on their floor talking about stupid shit. paige admires and adores them both. âif you ask nice, next time iâll let you ride on the handlebars,â she offers, following him into the elevator with her bike. âooh, of course, only the best opportunities for imperiumâs virtuoso,â paige teases, stopping short. âthat reminds me, actually â i...â paige trails off, suddenly digging through her backpack. itâs a mess of loose papers, trash, art supplies, and other miscellaneous things, and it smells pretty loud. eventually, she pulls out her folder, digging through until she finds the right sheet of sticker paper. âi was with zeph the other day and i made these â theyâre your guitars. they look pretty sick, iâll admit it,â she says.
paige rests her foot on the pedal of the bike, shrugging. âi was actually going to ride it into class, i thought thatâd be funny â to see the look on hardwickâs face, but...then i realized iâd have to actually attend class, so iâm reconsidering.âÂ
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There was never a time she was without her phone, nose always buried in it, thumbs flying away, or if the screen wasnât on?She was fidgeting with the popsocket on the back. Harper found herself replying to all the texts the accumulated over her last class period, because as much as she was on it she liked paying attention in class, and was headed to the dining hall.Â
The one thing that she did possess that saved her butt a lot though, was that she could always see in front of her, or at least sort of tell when someone was in front of her. So when she sorta noticed a body in front of her, Harper lifted her head with a smile, waving her phone at the other person slightly, âDid you see whatâs trending on twitter?â
â âNO, I DIDNâT ACTUALLY,â PAIGE SHRUGS. sheâs pretty tech savvy, she enjoys a good emoji, but she doesnât always have her head buried in it. âitâs not furries again, is it? or some bullshit about american politics?â
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         he couldnât believe what he was seeing â was that a bike in the hallway? with paige bradley wheeling it through the crowd? it seemed as though his reaction was not unique; every single person in the hall had turned their heads, doing double-takes at the girl as she approached and subsequently passed parker in the hall. âwhat the fuck, paige?â he asked with a laugh of disbelief, catching up with her pace.
parker shook his head, wondering how she had the balls to do something so bold. throughout the time he had gotten to know her (mostly, through the time she spent hanging out with zephyr in their room), he had grown to admire her for her boldness. âiâm not going to say anything, but you realize like, three dozen people just watched you wheel your bike down here, right?â he kind of wished he had the idea first, but he knew he would never have the courage to actually go through with it. itâd certainly fix the bike theft problem â heâd had to replace his wheels twice already.
â PAIGE MAINLY KNEW PARKER AS ZEPHYRâS CUTE, BUT UNFORTUNATELY ALTRUISTIC ROOMMATE. he wasnât exactly the sort to join them in their hijinks, but heâd never looked down on them either. so, she didnât mind. âso, you admit you were watching me?â she says with a wink, more interested in getting a rise out of him than anything else. âbut yes, i can handle a little attention.â in fact, she sort of thrives in it. âitâs honestly more fun to ride here, itâs like a mini obstacle course? higher stakes too, considering the obstacles are other students. and teachers whoâd probably like to write you up.â paige shrugs her shoulders. âanyways, whereâre you headed?â
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the smirk turns into this sickly sweet smile that rests on his lips while she speaks. eyes never leave her face, expression reeks of artificial positivityââ sugar and spice and everything fake. âi can tell!â he comes off almost enthusiastic. with that attitude, he follows into the elevator. ânaw, thatâs a tricky one. iâm afraid itâs a permanent addition, keeps me upright.â a simple statement as he presses the button. âwhat about you?â it sounds like a casual conversation youâd have with one of your pals. âdo you also excel in any.. advanced forms of nuisance, or just petty bitch stunts?âÂ
â PAIGE CANâT HELP IT â SHEâS A LITTLE AMUSED. she loves the drama of his enthusiasm, his flippant nature. itâs funny to her. âwell, iâll give you that â your posture IS impeccable,â she teases, âthough it is a real shame they couldnât make it more comfortable.â she walks into the elevator with the bike, leaning up against the back. âwhat advanced forms of nuisance are you talking?â she inquires, âbecause yeah, whatever it is, i can probably help you out. probably for a price.â she assumes heâs asking because he needs something. test results, a convenient prank call, illegal substances, whatever the hell else.
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glancing up from her phone, emma narrowed her eyes on a girl she never has seen before. she was out of breath and clearly in a rush but thatâs not what caught her attention. âyouâre speaking to an imperium fuck if youâre going to talk shit, know who youâre talking shit about.â she responded, not appreciating the other girlâs attitude. there is definitely a group of students who extremely dislike the imperium society, those who envy it and those who donât care. it comes with being apart of an exclusive group but that doesnât mean emma brushes it off her shoulder when others have a problem. âimperium society doesnât make the rules, the headmaster does, if you have a problem that you donât have access, bring it up with him.â she put emphasis on the word âdonâtâ but knew no matter what she said the stranger would disobey her regardless and she wouldnât be made a fool of arguing back and forth for no reason. emma didnât mind sharing the elevator, she never thought of herself more worthy than others, but if other people caught on and started to rebel against the society, would there be a society even left?
â PAIGE FURROWS HER BROW, SURPRISED THAT EMMA DOESNâT EVEN RECOGNIZE HER. âyeah, i know who iâm talking to,â paige says with a grin, âthatâs why i said it. used to be one of you, but i guess the second i leave, iâm just another blip in your radar. goes to show how pretentious you all really are about it, huh?â it had always been clear to paige that she didnât fit in, sheâd just joined because she COULD. but she didnât have any special talents unless she counted stirring up trouble, and while she was decent at art, she wasnât the next banksy or whatever the fuck. âi have brought it up with him, actually, weâre old friends,â paige says with a slight laugh, not feeling at all guilty about what sheâs done to warren. âanyways,â paige says, turning the key, âall aboard.âÂ
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just watching her from the distance makes him uneasy. something about that bike, about the way she barely manages it through a crowd of people screams hazard. so, when she approaches, heâs more than ready to just turn around and sprint for his life. that is, until she seemingly slows down and takes up the entire handicapped spot. then he can breathe in peace. eyes rest on her, lips pressed together and brows furrowed. a somewhat exaggerated grimace that eventually turns into a smirk. âmmm, yeah, absolute. or, you know, you could just go and park somewhere else? just saying. think about it. youâre being a bit of a cunt right now, missy.âÂ
â âWELL,â PAIGE TURNS TO HIM WITH RAISED EYEBROWS, âmaybe being a bit of a cunt is sort of fun. you should try it sometime, actually, i quite like it.â she turns the elevator key and presses the button, waiting for it to ding and the doors to slide open. âyou can ride with me once you pull that stick out of your ass, if you want.â but she doubts he will â she recognizes him from these imperium things, and, long story short, she could probably run him over with her bike.Â
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â âhey, i know these are tense times,â said avis to her schoolmate. âi was thinking of taking some weight off your shoulders. do you want me to ghostwrite a thesis for you?â truth be told, she was also just incredibly bored and craving some stimulation. they probably werenât the most apt emotions to be feeling in the midst of everything going on in the university, but at least it would help some people, right? âitâs alright, you donât need to pay me. iâll ghostwrite for free.â
â âWOAH, AM I DREAMING?â PAIGE TURNS TO THE GIRL who previously, she hadnât given a second thought. âyeah, of course you can ghostwrite a thesis for me. granted, iâm not really sure what any of my homework is, but iâm sure you can find a thesis to do in there somewhere, if you want.â paige shrugs, tossing her backpack at avis. âoh, shit, hold on,â paige pauses, digging out the pencil case that contains her pot and sharpie markers. her backpack still reeks. âokay, itâs all yours.â Â
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â YOU CAN RIDE BIKES ON CAMPUS. but not indoors. thereâs bike racks outside for that. bike racks that paige has conveniently ignored as she barrels up the west wing, shouting, âget out of the way!â itâs in part because sheâs late to class, but this isnât the first time sheâs done this â itâs just fun. thereâs something about it that just feels wrong that makes it laughable.
she parks her bike at the handicap elevator, but not without almost hitting someone, fishing the keys out of her jacket pocket. âyeah, i know, the elevatorâs only for imperium fucks or kids with broken legs, but uh,â she puts a finger to her lips, âdonât tell anyone, okay?â after all, what is she supposed to do? carry her bike up the STAIRS?
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hi, & welcome ! so, paige is a muse iâve had since i was like 16, so sheâs seen many verses and faces over the years, but i missed her and wrote a bio for her in this setting, so i thought iâd test the waters. she has a BIO, STATS, & a PINTEREST, but all her good intro stuff is under the cut. like this to plot or message me if any of the wanted connections grabs your interest.Â
(sydney sweeney, cisfemale) PAIGE BRADLEY, the REVELER, is TWENTY and a JUNIOR. SHE is majoring in GRAPHIC DESIGN. They are not part of the Imperium Society and from the outside, they think itâs FULL OF ASSHOLES. I often see them around campus PISSING OFF THE ADMINISTRATION. They remind me of CHERRY CHAPSTICK, A BLUNT BEHIND HER EAR, SKINNED KNEES, AND SHARPIE MARKER GRAFFITI ON THE DESKS. (kati)
TL;DR
ok, paige has big chaotic gay energy and this VINE is herÂ
essentially, paige grew up in the USA until she reached high school when her mom moved to edinburgh for a job â a job teaching philosophy and sociology at ashcroft university
her dad is a police commissioner so sheâs really In It with all of this ashcroft drama
but she grew up in small town USA and despite her parents being strict rule-followers, she was really the opposite? she went through babysitters faster than underwear (is that a real saying?), caused trouble in class, but was always just a little too smart to get caught â her primo move is pinning the blame on someone else
sheâs the sort of person who always has a lot of friends because sheâs a lot of fun but they never really stick around for long because no one likes being manipulated into trouble all the time
paige sort of just lives to have a good time, fuck the consequences, which is a tiring way to live, so she really doesnât give a fuck about a lot?Â
she really didnât plan to go to college and she was going to travel all over europe until there was an incident at her high school â she essentially sold a freshman drugs and he had an overdose
her parents helped her get out of trouble but in return, she had to go to COLLEGE, at the school where her mom teaches â ashcroft. she doesnât really fit in too well with a lot of the other kids because sheâs not âposhâ and doesnât really care about school that much.Â
how does imperium come into the mix? well, paige does a lot of things to amuse herself, and imperium caught her interest. she was bored, so one day she tried to join. this came in the form of BLACKMAILING warren on some old shit he did so she could come hang out with the society.
honestly, she didnât really fit in with them and they bored her after a while â at least, thatâs what she says when people ask why she left. but, there was someone there that she had a really genuine connection with, perhaps her first and only real relationship, and she doesnât want to deal with being in the same room with them and their friends every damn day.
she was really close with lydia, they were sleeping together, but she believes lydia is fine.Â
HEADCANONS
sheâs a graphic design major and her art is really stylized and graffiti-esque. she tends to draw all over campus and always has sharpies with her, you can see her doodles everywhere. she also makes stickers handmade, which she sells but also pastes around campus.
her sexuality is really undefined and i think she just doesnât care enough to define it? like, sheâll be attracted to whoever sheâs attracted to and sheâd like to leave it at that.Â
SHE CANNOT DRIVE. however, she does all the time. she does not have any sort or license or skill, but she loves to get behind the wheel of anything.Â
always has a broken bone or scraped up something. sheâs a huge klutz and a bit of a ditz, but itâs mainly because she doesnât care enough to be anything else.Â
can be super insensitive and callous, mostly because she doesnât think about the fact that other people have feelings? even with her own shit, so sheâs definitely said things about quentin that rubbed people the wrong way.Â
WANTED CONNECTIONS
The Ex: this character is in the society and paigeâs only real relationship â they were probably very close and paige fell HARD. things went sour for whatever reason â maybe paigeâs inexperience in relationships or nervousness to commit (she couldâve done a number of shitty things to them), but she quit the society because of themÂ
opposites attract friends: like, a really cute friendship where paige is crazy and untamed and this friend is a real rule follower, but somehow they compliment each other? they reign paige in and she gets them out of their shell.Â
partners in crime: these two are TROUBLE together, always fucking off and having fun, and whenever people see them together they know to run probablyÂ
friends with benefits: idk, theyâre fucking just for fun. most of paigeâs sexual relationships are like this because um, sheâs never going to commit to anyone and she just wants to have a good time. this could be with someone as chaotic as her or with someone whoâs really different than her.
an almost? will-they, wonât-they?: thereâs definitely feelings there, but paigeâs always been too flighty, unwilling to be tied down, or maybe the timingâs just always been wrong so nothingâs ever happened between them. theyâre probably really flirty and cute, theyâre probably good friends too, maybe paige has even made other relationships difficult for them bc their s/os always get jealous.Â
a project: someone paige is desperate to see loosen up and have a good time, so sheâs trying to entice them out of their shell. probably someone paige wants to eventually use in some of her schemes but...she also just wants to see them smile and live a little.
friendship that went sour: paige used them for one of her pranks and threw them under the bus afterward. they realized how little they really meant to her and there was a fight and a fallout. now, they HATE paige, but paige probably doesnât really care?
someone scorned: paige probably slept with their partner and ruined a relationship, so they hate her. or, maybe they slept with paige and ruined their relationship FOR her only to find out that she was pretty disinterested in committing to anything.Â
also down for childhood friends, crushes, squad, smoking buddies/detention buddies, roommates, whatever else we can drum up.Â
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