“I'm a puppet, I'm a sheep, I'm a cash cow
I'm the fastest-growing bitch on all your apps now
You are tired of me 'cause I'm on your ass now
You are mad at me 'cause I am all they slap now
I can nap now” - how my demons look?
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The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.
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