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Yall do know the next returnee big brother season will be a duos twist thing like BB13 with Cody & Jessica, Ty*er & Blandgela and maybe Bayleigh and Swaggy then watch history will repeat itself with Bayleigh as Daniele Donato because Swaggy got evicted too early again and it’ll be Bayleigh and the first time players vs the returnees with Grodner rigging every comp and twist in the favor of the boring white couples. 

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oh miss tati made noise!

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Kenaley winning the first ever POV on BBUK

But using it on Issac (who actually nominated her)

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Girl, Interrupted (1999) by Susanna Kaysen

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Bay: Some of the best BB players were evil

Dr. Will:

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The real double eviction this year is Julie Chen-Moonves leaving both her jobs.

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Me, when someone throws me something and I manage to actually catch it:

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Ok but what if when Julie leaves big brother she just exposes all the riggy and clowney Grodner has been pulling all these years!?

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allison rushing to her office to change her vote from “KEEP JC” to “REMOVE JC”:

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the gag of Brett throwing shade by saying Blockstar only for Julie to call him Brent moments later

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They should just do a second chances season because that’s the only way to have an all returnees season and we know there will never be an All Stars 2 and they can bring people back who were eliminated night 1, evicted during a double, screwed by some twist or just had the potential to be a great player but evicted very early and maybe even have some voting system like they did for All Stars but instead all players who haven’t came back. Also I feel it might boost their ratings since it’s going down fast. 

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Me looking for a gay romance movie on Netflix that I can live viciously through

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having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

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lorde released ribs, florence released lungs, and now ariana released breathin. this is the history of how humans accessed oxygen to survive.

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Ariana: GET IT GET IT GET IT!! HIT IT HIT IT HIT IT!! FLIP IT FLIP IT FLIP IT!!

Me: OHHHHHH

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me right after cumming to some nasty porn: