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girl why is burger so expensive anymore?

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Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his

gun

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*multiplies you by 1*

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

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I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

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have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

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Ok, God, I am fucking wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I’ll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, “Yeah ok so if there’s a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do this” and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my shit because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably fucking funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, there’s a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months

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alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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im not particularly interested in disco elysium at all but i am gonna play it just to see if the skill check system is as ridiculous as i've been led to believe

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dinosaur sprinkles. look at this post with your eyes if you agree