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Bagel!

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Make new cow sideblog or rebrand this one to moo... too many decisions..

#ratgirlsqueaks

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*writing all of this down(

Some easy tasks, tips, and tricks to help you be the best little ditz you can be~

Giggle when horny - don't laugh, just giggle. Laughing is for smart people, giggling makes you look small and dumb, like you're already thinking about someone's fingers in your mouth

Replace your filler words 'uh' and 'so' with 'um' and 'like' - use them more often, too, ditzes can take their time talking so smarter people can spend more time undressing you with their eyes

Never close your mouth - good ditzy mouths are always open for fingers and pens and tongues and pussy and cock~

Giving head? Kiss the tip any time you're finished or take a break to speak - good ditzes know it always needs a little kiss - cock or cunt <3

Bounce while you walk - if you can't feel your boobs jiggle with every step, you're not bouncing enough, silly

Twirl your hair every time you say "thank you" so you can seem even smaller and more indebted to whoever you're thanking

Thank anyone praising your body, no matter how crass their comments (unless it's from strangers you don't want complimenting you, since good ditzes still get to maintain consent)

Masturbate three times per day but only cum when being fucked or told to cum - good ditzes are too dumb to cum on their own

Turn off spellcheck and never hit the backspace button - show off your mistakes, they make you a better ditz

Keep your sex toys in a visible location in your bedroom - anyone coming in should know you're a needy ditz

Use emojis in every text you send

Wear more pastels and tighter outfits

Call all men you like daddy and all women you like mommy - make them question if it's a joke or an invitation

NOTE: All suggestions are subject to the nuanced situations of both consent and desire and all tips may not work for all ditzes. This is just a collection of many that might work for you as you discover your own ditzy identity

#ratgirlsqueaks #gonna start impementing this #as of this post!

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Cow: She's given hormones and loves grass and then later you can milk her or put her meat in your mouth.

Trans girl: She's given hormones and loves grass (weed) and then later you can milk her or put her meat in your mouth.

???

#Trans girl cows #save me trans girl cows #ratgirlsqueaks

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good evening dykes in my phone

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Do you guys wanna go to the onsen that makes you trans

#girlies were goin on a roadtrip i'll steal a car if y'all bring the swimsuits!

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I'm like if a bimbo was just a dumb gamer girl who also reeks of girlsmell and hypnotizes people when she's horny.

Also perpetually lonely and fantasizes about being a purple tentacle headed creature not associated with wizards of the coast so she could make people like her more easily

If you find fat trans women attractive maybe hit me up sometime I really don't bite even if I wanted to

#hot

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didn't realize how sweaty I got in my lounge shorts under my fatigues and i took off my pants to change and-

sweet columbia I am not immune to my own girlsmell this is a potent aphrodisiac. btw im gonna be dehydrated in a few byeeee~

#ratgirlsqueaks #girlstink #musk kink #if i were flexible enough to deepthroat myself I'd be an ouroboros rn

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*Gets into a paradoxical fight in a rp session* haha what if I *wins solely because I blew a guy while he explained all of Bleach to me*

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fresh shaved leggys,,, finally had enough energy to shower and shave.. fuckin h8 sleep disorders

#ratgirlsqueaks #don't worry I left the bush and pits #you may worship me now

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#cynthia vore? #please please please please please #(with bulge) #frothing at the mouth #i can and will pay

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Can never stop thinking about leaking in public. Milk beading at your nipples, seeping into your bra. Starting to dampen at your top, darkening it. The awkwardness of hoping no one will notice, feeling how wet it is on the inside but… maybe no one will see?

You need to rush to relieve the pressure, a bathroom, anywhere you can find to privately milk yourself. But you can’t bring yourself to stand up, to excuse yourself. For whatever reason you’re trapped and can’t go to solve it.

Like getting a boner in class the thing you want to do least is stand up and draw attention to it; to have everyone look your way as you ask to leave and see the white droplets soaking through your top, beginning to run down your front. They’d all see how overproductive you are, how swollen and full. How much you failed to relieve yourself before you were in this situation.

So you steep in it more, feeling your cream pool in your bra, soak thickly through the fabric and through your shirt. It runs down your belly and tickles with its warm wet texture leaving a trail on your skin as the next drop follows quickly. Every movement you make only makes it worse, squeezes out more. Any shaking of your breasts causing a squirt, a spray.

You pray that that spray doesn’t launch straight through your clothes and arc across the room, announcing your problem to everyone… though wouldn’t it be nice if someone was available to help you?

Maybe a knowing friend notices and guides you to the bathroom, undoes your bra and starts to milk you by hand. Maybe they even use their mouth and suck your tender teats. But they’d be prone to taking advantage of your weakness… fucking your tits, groping you all over.

You fantasize about it as you sit there in public, hoping you can just escape, and it just gets worse and worse… and the milk escapes no matter how hard you will it in. It’s hopeless now. Everyone can see your shirt is soaked. Anyone who looks will realize what’s happening.

That you’re hopelessly, overpoweringly milky. That you’re lactating freely in public without care. That you’re unable to stop it…

#god i wish that were me #totally not dreaming about someone seeing me like this and dragging me out of lecture to “help” me and themselves #nhdgabjsbkajj stars above im gonna be thinking about this all night

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anon doing god's work *goes to look for the thread*

tjis is so hot

#it HAS to be /v/ im 99% sure #nvm it was /lgbt/ #no more fun forcefem stuff in the thread sadly #both are camgirls now according to thread altho one is addicted to that breaking bad pack

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Wizard women are great because of their Stinky Sorceries and Stench Spells.

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LoveH8 when cute boys at work give me food like,, I gotta keep up appearances so I say "omg ur gonna make me get fat, thank u I'll take it" when what I mean is "Keep treating me good like this and I'll suck out your fuckin soul for desert. please kiss me."

#I owe him 99 insight sloppy that ruins sexual relationships forever #twice over. #giving me bacon on pizza JUST TELL ME TO GET ON MY KNEES DAMNIT ARGH #ratgirlsqueaks #i need to keep my homewrecker thoughts to myself

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TRUE!!!

wood elf girls are always outside so their smell is dispersed to the wind and forests, meanwhile high and dark elf girls are cooped up either in a library or a literal (goon)cave full of condensed girlstink!

Therefore, as an expert in the field (sun elf girl with too much freetime), I wager that we measure elfgirl stink explicitly by at-play and at-rest levels! The results may vary wildly depending on subrace and region.

Average goblin girl has as much girlstink as 150 elf girls (roughly 45 megawhiffs)

#oh and just bcuz #sun elf girls are the sweatiest #some of us are beach dwellers as well so salty ocean smell #moon elf girlstink is psychadelic please be advised #ratgirlsqueaks #dark elf girls i see you out there making stalagmites by blasting at the walls in ur caves

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Hey Vsauce! Ratphys here! So what I'm hearing is that the average elf girl therefore has girlstink equivalent to 300 kilowhiffs(kw for short) which is quite a lot. The most likely equivalent(kilowatt-hours) suggests that one elf girl could stink nearly 30 american homes with her smell alone per year.

Scaling up to cities, by the kind girlstink's estimaions, the dwarven bard girl can privide her smell to an entire industrialized city for a year(1150 Gwh). I don't know what this all means exactly but clearly this is an untapped resource that can be used to better society.

Average goblin girl has as much girlstink as 150 elf girls (roughly 45 megawhiffs)

#explains why the elf capital requires its elfgirls to stay nearby #they've been using us all along as a girlstink supply! #unrelated but please free me from the elf capital #i yearn for the forests just as the dwarf girls yearn for the mines #elfgirl SOS