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I cast a spell

A spell I cast

Spell did go well

Give me big ass

Counterspell next

From enemy

Ass went and left

Sad as can be

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CURSE OF PANCAKE ASS (ETERNAL)

I cast a spell

A spell I cast

Spell did go well

Give me big ass

Counterspell next

From enemy

Ass went and left

Sad as can be

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turn up that fucking hurdy gurdy

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Ass for days

Now I've got

Ass of mine

Is very hot

Ass of yours

Makes others frown

Flat as boards

You assless clown

I cast a spell

A spell I cast

Spell did go well

Give me big ass

Counterspell next

From enemy

Ass went and left

Sad as can be

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puppy

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me: *rolls over and goes back to sleep*

the necromancer who just spent several days constructing and performing a ritual to raise me from the dead:

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Tried applying to join the Wizard Fire Fighters, but I greatly misunderstood what there goal is. Thankfully, there were many wizards who are good at controlling magic based fires at the testing grounds.

Thank you, wizard fire fighters.

#we've all been there lads

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Illustration from 'Omega , the Last Days of the World' ( La Fin du monde) by Camille Flammarion , published 1894

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Arief Rachmad

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Ooh, solid move. Sorry Warren. See you in -3 weeks.

Raiding a dungeon, but raiding with friends

If you’re raiding with buddies, the fun never ends

But that’s cause this dungeon has looped time

But I’m here with friends, so that’s just fine

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Hehehe got another one

Raiding a dungeon, but raiding with friends

If you’re raiding with buddies, the fun never ends

But that’s cause this dungeon has looped time

But I’m here with friends, so that’s just fine

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I mean, I dropped out of school for a reason. This may have been part of it.

I tried going to a wizarding school once, but I left soon after I realized my misunderstanding.

The “head master” well, he was only decent, not a master…

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Cast iron phone

Cast iron phone case

Cast iron phone case OtterBox

Cast iron phone case Android

Phone sigils

Phone sigils fae

Faeries keep stealing phone

Gun license New Jersey

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Art by Brom for 'Wit'ch Fire' by James Clemens (1998)

#fuck it up maam

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Rodney Matthews art for novels by Michael Moorcock 1976-79

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Gandalfs 🧙‍♂️ Art by Roger Garland (1984), Tim Kirk (1974), Tom Jung (1978), Jimmy Cauty (1976), Frank Frazetta (1975), Ted Nasmith x 2, Alan Lee