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I'll hold on to this snack until I'm done with my nap (volume warning)

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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Starnum but in an Osaka dialect… (sorry this doesn’t make sense in english.) First image translation: “Now then, let’s make some Okonomiyaki!” Second image left translation: “No, that’s not it!” Second image right translation: “Wow, what a guy…”

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moondew

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Flowey: NOOOO! STOP! YOURE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME

The six human Testosterone bottles:

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New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!

#this is literally just how astrology weirdos talk already

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oh yeah birthday

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I think something a lot of nerd authors need to learn is that taking a trope subversion and squishing it back into its conventional shape isn’t a clever double-reversal, it’s just playing the trope straight and being smug about it.

#modern disney

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That guy who fell asleep during a 24 hour marathon playing majora’s mask will always be fucking hilarious

#reading it the same way as #OH NO #OUR TABLE #IT'S BROKEN

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idk everyone loves to shit on people who work with food for not having “”real”” jobs and yet you loooooove to consume the shit we make….. Curious!

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"the trolley problem" really has created this unique sense of learned helplessness when it comes to ethical dilemmas

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real talk why do so many fantasy universes think giant spiders are necessary

#i like spiders so i welcome them

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