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Nicklas Bäckström & the Washington Capitals (+ nickeovi) ― Remember, Christina Rossetti |insp.; per @lafragolina’s tags

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I am going to be captivated by Bee Delay until I fall asleep this is the best thing that has happened all month

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alexander ovechkin postgame

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love tom acting like he's done and then just going for a rag.

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happy anniversary to jaromir jagr embracing wayne gretzky heterosexually on live television

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Ezra: I made some caf.

Sabine: I don't want caf.

Ezra: I didn't make caf for you. This is my caf.

Sabine: Then why are you telling me?

Ezra: It's a conversation starter.

Sabine: That's a lousy conversation starter.

Ezra: Is it? Are we not conversing?

Sabine: (exasperated) Di'kut...

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how to grow the fuck up

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March 11th 2024 best hockey tweet of the day

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A smiling Dmitry Osipov, Evgeny Kuznetsov, and Bogdan Trineyev make their way to the bus.

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oh god if there is a god

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BREAKING: the Washington Nationals have denied Walgreens Pharmacy's font copyright infringement allegations. Washington's attorney stated that while the Nationals could easily start selling cough syrup to minors, Walgreens could never lose 107 games in a single season.

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BREAKING: the bird Randy Johnson accidentally killed with a pitch has just been reincarnated as a Ford F-150. In possibly unrelated news, the same Ford has started a mysterious countdown and begun rolling on its own towards Arizona at approximately 100mph.