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Wang Meng: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Wu Xie: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.

Pangzi: Waking up in the morning.

Xiaoge: Waking up.

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Yin Nanfeng: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."

Zhang Rishan: ...

Zhang Rishan: What a stupid fucking quote.

Zhang Rishan: I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.

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Wu Xie: Yes, I'm adopting Li Cu and you cowards can't tell me no!

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Hei Xiazi: Be careful, I thrive on negative attention.

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Hei Xiazi: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Pangzi ’*

Wu Xie: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

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Kan Jain: Hey Liu Sang, can I get some icecream?

Liu Sang: Only a spoonful!

Kan Jain: *Proceeds to pull out a comically large spoon.*

Liu Sang: *rolls his eyes*

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Wu Xie: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?

Xiaoge: Bleach.

Hei Xiazi: Sewage.

Wu Xie: ...Please calm down, edgelords.

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Wu Xie: But what about Xiaoge? He was my SOULMATE!

Wu Erbai: You said that about a ball of yarn once!

Wu Xie: I was four!

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Hei Xiazi: I do two things and two things only. I devastate sorry motherfuckers, and get shit done as an awesome leader.

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Wang Meng: How did you even get in here?

Xiaoge: Wu Xie's window! Or, as I like to call it, "my door"!

Wang Meng: I’m closing the window.

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Huo Daofu: How was your day, Yang Hao?

Yang Hao: Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at school.

Huo Daofu: Oh? And what does that mean?

Yang Hao: It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week.

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#dmbj #the most frustrating part of being a part of this Fandom #waiting for Tibetan sea flower so i can have some closure #a shitty ending is better than none at all.

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Huo Xiu Xiu: This totally sucks.

Xiao Hua: This is horrible.

Huo Xiu Xiu: Yeah, I know, I mean look at today’s news.

Xiao Hua: No, it’s not that, it’s Hei Xiazi.

Xiao Hua: It’s just like, I can’t get him out of my head and every time I look at them I have this pains in my chest, and I just know it’s his fault, that bitch!

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Pangzi: We’ll get back into there or die trying.

Wu Xie: No one’s dying.

Pangzi: Not with that attitude.

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Hei Xiazi: *to the Squad*If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!

*silence*

Hei Xiazi: Damn, y’all depressed as fuck!

Wu Xie: You didn’t clap either-

Hei Xiazi: SHUT UP!

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Hei Xiazi: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.

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Wu Xie: I am the most responsible person in the group.

Wang Meng: …You just set the kitchen on fire.

Wu Xie: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.

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