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Wanted: other asexuals to join my new crime-fighting squad. Our slogan is “too bad I have an ace up my sleeve… or several,” and you all gotta emerge dramatically from the shadows every time I say it. Now accepting applications.
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Being gay is natural? Okay.
You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn’t just about religion or morals, it’s just simple common sense. Being gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn’t even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow “thing” to have children. That’s a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it’s not a real penis or vagina, then it’s fucking false and you’re just opinionated by dumb facts. I’m done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye
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my mom bought a bottle of a very strangely-named drink, which i felt the need to share with everyone
its. are you ready for this
this is the most suspicious name for anything i have ever encountered and i for one would not ingest this beverage if my life depended on it
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Reblog if you would rather live next to a Syrian refugee than a person who opposes the entry of Syrian refugees into the country.
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Viola Davis has never shied away from harsh truths. On Tuesday, Davis spoke to the Stuart House (a nonprofit for sexually abused children) about trauma in her own family. Through her speech, she explained how abuse changes survivors’ lives and what she wishes she could say to her sister now: “I wish I could tell my sister …”
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“I want a Disney film where the protagonist has a disability saves the day and is loved by all”
“I want a Disney film where the protagonist isn’t conventionally attractive and that doesn’t define their worth or ever stop them from being amazing”
“I want a Disney film where the main guy and the girl end up as friends”
“I want a Disney film with representation one that focuses on issues that are relevant in today’s world”
“I want a Disney film that has animation that is jaw dropping and irrefutably gorgeous”
“I want a Disney film where the Villain is terrifying and all too realistic”
“I want a Disney film that deals with complex issues”
“I want a Disney film with musical numbers that give me chills”
The Hunchback of Notre Dame shall always be the most underrated animated film from Disney anyone that has ever graced the silver screen.
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Forest night.
Southern Lapland, Finland.
Feb 2015
by Tiina Törmänen | www | FB | IG |
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Watch: Nicki Minaj reciting Maya Angelou’s “Still I Rise” is the most empowering video you’ll see today
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the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.
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